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LiberalHeart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-20-08 07:27 PM
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Say something that'll win you a DUzy
But remember: Penile tissue strips are off limits.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-20-08 07:28 PM
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1. something that'll win you a DUzy
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LiberalHeart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-20-08 07:28 PM
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2. Goodnight, Dick.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-20-08 07:31 PM
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3. Penile tisuue strips is a euphemism for avoiding work.
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DearAbby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-20-08 07:36 PM
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4. Is this a test?
My Pit Bull, with lipstick ate my notes. It's butt-scooting streaks, on my livingroom carpet, strangely resembles McCain. I took pictures of it, and I am going to sell it on eBay. Keep your god damned DuZy...I'm gonna be rich I tell ya....RICH!!
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LiberalHeart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-20-08 07:38 PM
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5. That might sell okay on eBay, but planes don't.
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Liberalynn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-20-08 07:41 PM
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6. I can cut my steak all by myself
can I be a brain surgeon?
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LiberalHeart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-20-08 07:42 PM
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7. Over-qualified, but have you thought about being VP?
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wellstone dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-20-08 08:35 PM
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8. A DUZY?
Not in this lifetime.
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