Subject: Urgent transaction -- need your help

[EFerrari]

Subject: From Henry M. Paulson - Urgent From: Henry Paulson
Date: 9/23/2008
Subject: Urgent transaction - need your help

Bright Greetings Dear American:

I need to ask you to support an urgent and important business
relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has
had a crisis that has caused the need for a large transfer of funds
of 700 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer,
it would be most profitable to you.

I am working with renowned Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will
be my replacement as Ministry of Treasury in January. As a Senator,
you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation
government in the 1990s. This transaction is 100% safe.

This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the
funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds
in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under
surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for
reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the
funds can be transferred.

Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund
account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren
[e-mail] so that we transfer your commission
for this transaction. After I receive you're information, I will
respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used
to protect the funds.

Wonderful salutations to you cherish friend from Republic of America.

Yours Faithfully,
Minister of Treasury Paulson




P.S. Should you wish to verify these important particulars, you will
find all details at www.dollarsandsense.org/blog/ .

Margaret Kimberley
Freedom Rider
copyright 2008


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[Eurobabe]

1. LOL. Nigerian-scam, American style. Excellent.

[EFerrari]

2. I wish I'd thought of it first.

:)

[Eurobabe]

3. Go check your spam box

I'm sure it will inspire you. :rofl:

[EFerrari]

6. That's actually a great idea!

lol

:hi:

[Terry in Austin]

4. LOL! K&R

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

5. LAST CHANCE SALE!! Send us your unused money or LOSE OUT on big SAVINGS!!

We GUARANTEE that you won't be sorry!!

Note: Although this is guaranteed, no refunds, criminal prosecutions, or refusal to cough up your dough will be tolerated.

[EFerrari]

7. Trust us!

I don't know whether to laugh or cry, actually.