What should the McCain theme song be?

[democrat in Tallahassee]

I vote for the Asshole Song by Jimmy Buffet.

[teamster633]

1. Don't Fear the Reaper?

[ColbertWatcher]

2. Yakity Sax. n/t

[polichick]

3. Stop the World, I Want To Get Off

[NRaleighLiberal]

4. "I'm a loser" - Beatles, comes to mind. NT

[CountAllVotes]

6. that is the one I was thinking of too!

I'm a loser ... :evilgrin:

:dem:

[IDemo]

18. "Will you still vote for me, when I'm 72?"

[alfredo]

31. The video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KynpC1e9I9E

We tend to forget how good they were on stage.

[FourScore]

5. Mozart's Requiem

[sunnybrook]

7. "Nowhere Man"

or "The Pretender"

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

25. Actually sung to the tune of Nowhere Man...Nowhere Gal for Palin in honor of her

bridge and road to nowhere.

[meow2u3]

36. OK. Here they are

Nowhere Gal (to the tune of "Nowhere Man" by the Beatles)
Ode to Sarah Palin

She's a real nowhere gal
Hides behind her nowhere pal
Looking with her nowhere scowl at nobody
Has extremist points of view
Knows not where she's going to
She is nowhere near like you and me

Nowhere gal won't listen
She has several screws missin'
Nowhere Gal, witches are at your command
She's as blind as she can be
Just sees what she wants to see
Nowhere Gal, can you see me at all?

Nowhere Gal won't worry
Media are in no hurry
Leaves it all till someone else
Lends her a hand
Has extremist points of view
Knows not where she's going to
She is nowhere near like you and me

Nowhere Gal won't listen
She has several screws missin'
Nowhere Gal, witches are at your command
She's a real nowhere gal
Hides behind her nowhere pal
Looking with her nowhere scowl at nobody
Looking with her nowhere scowl at nobody
Looking with her nowhere scowl at nobody

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

37. Absofrigginglutely Brilliant! Thank You!!!!

:applause: :applause: :applause:

[tularetom]

8. I've Always Been Crazy by Waylon Jennings

[DJ13]

9. Whoops, she did it again

[Bucky]

10. "You had a bad day..."

Annoying song. It's perfect.

[remember2000forever]

11. Short People / Randi Newman!

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I dont want no short people
Dont want no short people
Dont want no short people
`round here

Short people are just the same
As you and i
(a fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(its a wonderful world)

Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
Theyre gonna get you every time
Well, I dont want no short people
Dont want no short people
Dont want no short people
round here

[dipsydoodle]

12. Creep : Radiohead

But I'm a creep,
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here

[femmedem]

13. Fool on the Hill. n/t

[snowbear]

29. OOoooOh, I like that one femmedem!

Lots of great suggestions.. But especially THIS week, that one sounds appropriate!!

~~~~~~

[godai]

14. Runnin on Empty n/t

[no_hypocrisy]

15. Plastic Jesus (in memory of Paul Newman)

[malaise]

16. Ray Charles

Born to Lose.

[dkofos]

17. Mr. Magoo's theme song

[IDemo]

19. War Pigs

Black Sabbath

[EC]

20. Slippin and slidin by a whole lot of people- Little Richard, Buddy Holly,

John Lennon, Otis Redding




Slippin' and a slidin', peepin' and a hidin', been told long time ago,
Slippin' and a slidin', peepin' and a hidin', been told long time ago,
I been told, baby, you been bold, I won't be your fool no more.

Oh, big conniver, nothing but a jiver, done got hip to your jive,
Oh, big conniver, nothing but a jiver, done got hip to your jive,
Slippin' and a slidin', peepin' and a hidin', won't be your fool no more.

Oh Malinda, she's a solid sender, you know you better surrender,
Oh Malinda, she's a solid sender, you know you better surrender,
Slippin' and a slidin', peepin' and a hidin', won't be your fool no more.

[ColonelTom]

21. "This Is an Old Pen."

Someone needs to write it. :rofl:

[sunnybrook]

22. The Gambler

by Kenny Rogers.... to highlight his messed up impulsive decision making

[Blue Belle]

23. It's tough to assign him a song...

when no repectable artist wants their music associated with him.

[obamaforme]

24. He already has one, "Bomb, bomg, bomb Iran"

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

28. HI obamaforme! That's what I was gonna say!

:hi:

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

26. After the next debate, hopefully... They're Coming To Take Me Away although

Asshole is really good!

[Mz Pip]

27. Psycho Killer

by the Talking Heads


I can’t seem to face up to the facts
I’m tense and nervous and I can’t relax
I can’t sleep because my bed’s on fire
Don’t touch me I’m a real live wire.

Psycho Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away
OH OH OH
Psycho Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa better
Run run run run run run run away
Oh OH oh
AY AY AY AY AY Um
You start a conversation you can't even finish it.
You're talkin' a lot, but you're not sayin' anything.
When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed.
Say something once, why say it again?

Psycho Killer,
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away
OH OH OH
Psycho Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away
OH OH OH
AY AY AYA AY UM

Ce que j'ai fait, ce soir-là
Ce qu'elle a dit, ce soir-là
Réalisant mon espoir
Je me lance vers la gloire ... OK
We are vain and we are blind
I hate people when they're not polite

Psycho Killer,
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away
OH OH OH
Psycho Killer,
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away
OH OH OH
AY AYA AY AY um
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh....

[alfredo]

30. Funeral March for a Marionette

If you don't know what it is, watch this. It takes 2 minutes to get to the song, but you Hitchcock fans will know.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKi01rPexBI

Excellent video

[JTFrog]

32. Handlebars

(previously reserved for Smirking Shrub)

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

Look at me, look at me
hands in the air like it's good to be
ALIVE
and I'm a famous rapper
even when the paths're all crookedy
I can show you how to do-si-do
I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
I know all the words to "De Colores"
And "I'm Proud to be an American"
Me and my friend saw a platypus
Me and my friend made a comic book
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:

I can keep rhythm with no metronome
No metronome
No metronome

I can see your face on the telephone
On the telephone
On the telephone

Look at me
Look at me
Just called to say that it's good to be
ALIVE
In such a small world
All curled up with a book to read
I can make money open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine sixty four
Miles to a gallon of gasoline
I can make new antibiotics
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run a business
And I can make you wanna buy a product
Movers shakers and producers
Me and my friends understand the future
I see the strings that control the systems
I can do anything with no assistance

I can lead a nation with a microphone
With a microphone
With a microphone

I can split the atoms of a molecule
Of a molecule
Of a molecule

Look at me
Look at me
Driving and I won't stop
And it feels so good to be
Alive and on top
My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
My power is pure
I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let'em all die in exasperation
Have'em all healed of their lacerations
Have'em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like'em and
I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command

I can guide a missile by satellite
By satellite
By satellite

and I can hit a target through a telescope
Through a telescope
Through a telescope

and I can end the planet in a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handle bars
No handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

[FLAprogressive]

33. The Hamster Dance nt

[TahitiNut]

34. "Whiter Shade of Pale"

It works on many levels. :evilgrin:

[WhollyHeretic]

35. Ride of the Valkyries (The Elmer Fudd version)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjhm-8kMtzg

They really have the same temperament.

[madamesilverspurs]

38. Hokey Pokey

But with only the right leg, right arm, etc.