She believes dinosaurs and humans drank from the same watering holes.....

[marmar]

She thinks that having the Russian president fly over her state qualifies as foreign policy experience.....
She can't name any important judicial decision except the one dealing with abortion.....
And she reads whatever newspapers are put in front of her, but can't name any of them.....

In any other civilized country, this woman wouldn't get nominated to run for chief dogcatcher. Here, she could be one medical emergency away from the presidency.


Perhaps the BeeGees said it best:


I started a joke
Which started the whole world crying
But I didn't see, oh no, that the joke was on me, oh no

I started to cry
Which started the whole world laughing
Oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me

I looked at the skies running my hands over my eyes
And I fell out of bed hurting my head from things that I said

Till I finally died
Which started the whole world laughing
Oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me

I looked at the skies running my hands over my eyes
And I fell out of bed hurting my head from things that I said

Till I finally died
Which started the whole world living
Oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me
Oh no, that the joke was on me

[Ian David]

1. I think when we see a McCain / Palin bumper sticker, we should yell at them, "Yabba Dabba Doo!"

And if you're stopped next to them at a red light, roll down your window and ask them, "I have a question for you. Do you need a ride to the airport?"

And if they say something back, the proper response is, "At least I don't plaster on the make up like a trollop, you c*nt."

[Cresent City Kid]

2. I work with one of these guys

The 6000 year old universe crowd has moved from "there were no dinosaurs", to "dinosaurs lived in our time." Does that mean their position has ... er... EVOLVED?