Jeebus will be traveling to the debate tonight. He'll be easy to spot.

[Buzz Clik]

[Cheap_Trick]

1. jumpin jeebus on a pogo stick!

EVERYBODY KNOWS HE'LL BE RIDING A VELOCIRAPTOR AND NOT A T-REX.

[shadowknows69]

2. The Big J riding a little raptor?

I'd say Brontosaur,slower but spacious. He needs room for his entourage (disciples).

[ColbertWatcher]

10. Jesus not only rode a brontosaurus, he himself was a raptor!

[Cheap_Trick]

17. Praise Raptor!

[ColbertWatcher]

21. He went extinct for your sins! n/t

[Cheap_Trick]

23. But HE lives on in Jesus Park.....n/t

[fizzgig]

3. no, it'll be a triceratops

[ColbertWatcher]

9. Wrong! Brontosaurus!

[NeedleCast]

12. Why does Jesus ride "side-saddle?"

He's a dude, right?

[shadowknows69]

14. Robe, no undies.

[NeedleCast]

15. mmmm, good call.

[csziggy]

13. Wrong - Apatosaurus!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apatosaurus

And why is he riding a baby one? Or was Jeebus a giant?

[ColbertWatcher]

11. Jesus LOVES the velociraptors ...

[Beregond2]

4. I've been meaning to ask,

where did this "Jeebus" stuff start anyway? Did some idiot pronounce it that way once?

[Buzz Clik]

5. No clue.

Likewise, I don't know the origins of the nicknames "Tweety" for Chris Mathews or "Pickles" for Laura Bush. All I know is I like them all.

[onethatcares]

6. in my own way,

I think Jesus would like this stuff. He didn't seem to get too upset with a bit of kidding. The net with too many fishes was one of his bestest jokes.

[Flying Dream Blues]

16. I think Tweety comes from his resemblance to the great Tweety Bird, and Pickles

was the name of Buddy's wife who was never seen on The Dick Van Dyke Show. Jeebus I have no clue about, but it sure has stuck! :)

[OnyxCollie]

18. Pickles was the name of Maury Amsterdam's never-seen-but-often-spoken-of wife

on the Dick Van Dyke show, IIRC. It should be in the DU Glossary.

[NeedleCast]

8. Homer Simpson

In a episode many seasons ago, during some crisis (there have been so many on the Simpsons...) yells out "Save me Jeebus!"

I'm not sure if that's the ORIGINAL use, but it's one of the most popular ones.

[NeedleCast]

7. I have a confirmation from ZZ Top that Jesus

"Done left Chicago, and is headed for New Orleans."

I'm not really sure what to make of that.

[Buzz Clik]

19. Well, the debate could be on his way...

[Buzz Clik]

20. Listen up, you sacrilegious bastids! I have a broken rib, and reading this thread...

... causes me serious pain.

:rofl:

[ColbertWatcher]

22. Broken rib? Why do you hate women!? n/t