Best Worst Persons Ever!

[tridim]

"I don't care if you masterbated last night, but you don't have to tell the world about it." :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

1. I damned near fell off the couch laughing when he said that!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Wheezy]

2. OMG!!!

[Phred42]

3. HY-STERICAL!

Olbermann kicked that clown in the nuts

[liberalmuse]

4. That caught me off guard...

I will love this man (Keith, not the mastybater) forever.

[TomInTib]

7. Did he really say "masturbate" on air?

[AzDar]

10. He DID, the magnificent bastard!

:rofl:

[Fuzz]

5. Fucking hilarious

[ladywnch]

6. please tell me somone got that for upload on youtube....PLEASE!!

I almost peed my pants!!!

[Grown2Hate]

8. What was the first one?

Something about something spelling "CIANGE" or something? I missed the beginning. :(

[Berry Cool]

9. It was the one about the teacher who said "change" stood for

"come help a (n-) get elected." Keith got the story a bit wrong and thought he was mistakenly spelling "can I help a (n-) get elected."

As for the other one, yes, he said "I don't care if you watched the debate and masturbated" right there on TV.

[Grown2Hate]

11. OH, ok. Scumbag. Yeah, fortunately I caught the WORST person in all of it's

hilarious glory. :)

[Flubadubya]

12. A school teacher told his class that CHANGE in Obama's campaign stood for:

Can you Help A N***** Get Elected?

But, as you see, the "You" gets conveniently dropped so Keith added it back in making the acronym actually correct: CYHANGE :eyes:

[az chela]

13. my husband and I were eating supper

and he choked on his chicken,he said wow he will say anything and we both laughed.Keith is MY HERO