Wiley50
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Tue Oct-07-08 12:25 AM
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I'm Convinced: MORANISM IS A RELIGON. Help me Compile the Commandments |
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Moses recieved his Commandments from a burning bush upon a mountain
Fast forward 5000 years
I'm getting these from flaming assholes on the internet
#1 Thou shall not think (at least not critically)
#2 Thou shall not check your spelling, ever
come on folks, I need help.
Who knows maybe we can prophet from this
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Tue Oct-07-08 12:26 AM
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Thou shalt not take the name of Ronnie Reagan in vain?
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Tue Oct-07-08 12:29 AM
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2. Thou shalt not bitch about your lot in life. |
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Tue Oct-07-08 05:26 PM
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25. Unless thou art John McCain and/or a Wall Street executive. |
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Edited on Tue Oct-07-08 05:26 PM by beac
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Tue Oct-07-08 12:30 AM
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3. THough shall eschew intellectual pursuits |
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Tue Oct-07-08 05:21 PM
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21. Would a real MORAN use the word "eschew?" |
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Tue Oct-07-08 05:24 PM
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23. Sounds like a sneeze to me! Eschew! Kazuntight! |
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Tue Oct-07-08 12:31 AM
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4. Thou shalt not speak ill of Caribou Barbie's Secretary of Transportation... |
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Tue Oct-07-08 12:33 AM
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5. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ass |
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especially if it's a same sex neighbor!!
But sheep and cousins of the opposite gender are OK.
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Tue Oct-07-08 12:37 AM
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8. Mules are exempt in lots of 20 with plenty of borax n/t |
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Tue Oct-07-08 12:34 AM
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6. Thou shall hate thy neighbor if they are of a different race |
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Tue Oct-07-08 12:34 AM
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7. #1-- THOU SHALT believe in a one-male god -- |
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Edited on Tue Oct-07-08 12:35 AM by defendandprotect
#2 -- be arrogant and violent --
#3 - love money --
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Tue Oct-07-08 12:38 AM
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9. thou shall worship Faux News .. |
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thou shall lie repeatedly so others may believe it true.
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Tue Oct-07-08 12:40 AM
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10. OUR RELIGON IS BETTER THAN YOURS |
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Repent or dye.
Chaos or Devine Odor?
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Tue Oct-07-08 12:43 AM
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11. Thou shalt bear false witness against thy party's opponent. |
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Edited on Tue Oct-07-08 12:45 AM by Mariana
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Tue Oct-07-08 01:10 AM
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12. Brawndo's got what plants crave. |
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Tue Oct-07-08 01:38 AM
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16. Frightening how similar that movie is to the real thing - |
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Tue Oct-07-08 01:15 AM
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13. Thou shalt never ever apply logic to a situation. |
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Tue Oct-07-08 01:28 AM
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14. "Faith-based arrogance...thou shalt have no other attitude before this." |
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Tue Oct-07-08 01:35 AM
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15. Thou shalt vote Republican |
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Thou shalt care about nothing but abortion and homosexuality Thou shalt never question your leaders Thou shalt not kill...unless it's someone of a different political party, skin color, or religion
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Tue Oct-07-08 01:50 AM
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17. Thou shalt mock thy betters n/t |
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Tue Oct-07-08 02:00 AM
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18. Thou shalt not covet your neighbor's goods. |
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Go into debt buying your own.
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Tue Oct-07-08 05:18 PM
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19. Some pretty good ones for the wee hours as it was |
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Guess I'll kick it once in primetime and see if any more pop up
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Tue Oct-07-08 05:20 PM
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20. Thou shalt dick around in school 'cause only nerds can read or write |
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Tue Oct-07-08 05:22 PM
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22. Thou shalt vote against thine own best interests. |
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Tue Oct-07-08 05:26 PM
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24. Thou shalt blame thy problems in life on people who look different than you. |
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Tue Oct-07-08 05:27 PM
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26. Thou shall eat pretzels and speak gibberish when troubled by thine enemies. |
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Tue Oct-07-08 05:29 PM
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27. Thou shalt break many of the original 'Commandments', then Repent, Rinse and Repeat. |
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Tue Oct-07-08 05:33 PM
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28. Watch the video, and freeze it at "The Book of Dubya" |
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Tue Oct-07-08 05:33 PM
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29. Thou shalt not kill unless you just want to, or you need their money, |
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or you need their oil, or they're not Christian.
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Tue Oct-07-08 05:35 PM
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30. Thou shall love your wealthy masters, and hate the poor, including |
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Tue Oct-07-08 05:36 PM
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31. There is one GOP, thou shalt have no other Parties before me. n/t |
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Tue Oct-07-08 05:38 PM
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32. Thou shall not cast asparagus |
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Tue Oct-07-08 05:43 PM
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33. here are mine (first hand observation of in-laws) |
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Thou shalt not reconsider your first gut reaction. Thou shalt see everything as Us and Them. Thou shalt hang up a flag and accuse Others of being, Unpatriotic. The bigger and more flags, the better. Flag accessories and car decorations are acceptable. Thou shalt not EVER equate your lot in life with the reasons for your own suffering. Though shalt never question war. Especially if it's far away, and doesn't affect your day to day life. Thou shalt be used freely by your church's clergy point of view. Thou will only eat sweet pickles, never dill. Thou will passive aggressively blame Others for anything uncomfortable that happens to you. Thou shalt turn thy nose up at Science, Reason, Empathy, and above all, common decency and common sense. Thou shalt love with conditions, and make sure to tell your own Grandchildren that, regrettably, they are going to burn in Hell forever. Thou shalt have no time for your own adult children and their families if they do not adhere to your way of seeing. Also, it's a good idea to make substitute family relationships within the Church, since you will be going on to Heaven together anyway. Thou shalt fear change.
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Tue Oct-07-08 05:48 PM
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34. Thou shalt dwell in thy mother's basement |
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Tue Oct-07-08 06:25 PM
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38. forever and ever amen. |
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Tue Oct-07-08 05:55 PM
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35. Thou shalt not see the irony & satire in The Colbert Report n/t |
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Tue Oct-07-08 06:24 PM
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37. nor the irony and satire of Larry the Cable Guy. |
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Tue Oct-07-08 06:22 PM
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36. Thou shalt lay around in thy parent's basement |
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in grimey fruit of the looms, with one small kiwi hanging out, while cruising the internet for new exciting Palin pictures.
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Tue Oct-07-08 06:28 PM
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39. Thou shall call yourself "Joe SixPack" or "Hockey Mom" |
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Tue Oct-07-08 07:30 PM
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40. Thou shalt have no other gods before Reagan. |
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