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[MiniMe]

[TACstrat]

1. Keating 5? I was a POW! n/t

[CitizenPatriot]

2. wait a fuc*ing minute here, friends...

what was I going to say?

[Crankie Avalon]

3. "Obsessing over your family's shrinking finances...

...while I'm obsessing over my opponent's middle name is unpatriotic, my friends..."

[ColbertWatcher]

4. Now, where was I? Oh yes, we used to wear onions on our belts, as it was the style at the time. n/t

[MiniMe]

5. My friends, I just shat in my pants

[DearAbby]

6. `Truth!?....You can't handle the truth!"

"Little pixies dance right on the tip of this finger...and that it the truth!"

[sakabatou]

7. "And I'll tell you... I AM older than dirt."

[kayakjohnny]

8. I was going to say something.... it was going to be profound... it had to do with..... ah....uh.....

oh, now I've lost my train of thought. Oh wait... ooops, no. It's still gone. I think it was about... no that was something else. Forget it. Can we start over?

[Bluebear]

9. Is this some wax museum?

[MiniMe]

13. LOL, good question

[IndianaJohn]

10. natas ma I

:evilgrin:

[ThatsMyBarack]

11. "My friends, I have sinned. Send me your money!"

Shades of Jimmy Swaggart, without the bawling.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

12. Why is my fingertip so shiny? My frenz, the answer is simple.

Earwax.

[chupacabranation]

14. "MY CPU IS A NEU-RHAL NET PRHO-CESSOR. A LAIR-NING COMPUTARH."

[MissMarple]

15. I will condescend to you in very "simple terms".