Latest Late Night Jokes

[pokerfan]

From Daniel Kurtzman's Political Humor Blog]:

"They had the town hall format, and that meant that the candidates could wander around on stage. You know, I like John McCain, but wandering around on stage there, he looked like a retiree who can't find his Buick." --David Letterman

"It got a little heated at one point during the debate. McCain talked about experience and he said, 'We don't have time for on-the-job training.' Then why did you pick Sarah Palin?" --Jay Leno

"The second presidential debate is tonight. And beforehand, I don't know if you heard this, John McCain said, 'The gloves are coming off.' That's what he said, yeah. Yeah, then McCain said, 'but don't worry, the diaper is staying on.'" --Conan O'Brien

Read the rest http://politicalhumor.about.com/b/2008/10/10/the-weeks-best-late-night-jokes-6.htm?r=94">here.

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1. I like this one:

"In Boca Raton, Florida, yesterday, a woman who looked like Sarah Palin caused a near riot when she walked into a diner for breakfast. But after a minute or two, people finally realized it wasn't her when she started answering questions." --Jay Leno

[NYCGirl]

2. Oh, I was just about to post that one. That's my favorite, too. NT

[redqueen]

3. That wandering around he did was great.

I loved it. :rofl:

[pokerfan]

4. Don't worry, the diaper is staying on!

"The second presidential debate is tonight. And beforehand, I don't know if you heard this, John McCain said, 'The gloves are coming off.' That's what he said, yeah. Yeah, then McCain said, 'but don't worry, the diaper is staying on.'" --Conan O'Brien

:rofl:

I just can't watch them all. First off, I'm usually watching Colbert during Leno's and Letterman's monologues. Then I try to catch Kimmel's opening. Then Conan and Ferguson are both on at the same time. Daniel Kurtzman's blog provides a great service. And it's faster to simply read them.