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[spanone]

[Whoa_Nelly]

1. Here's our plan! A whole bunch of nothin'!

or

you can wish in one hand and....

[Oceansaway]

2. 'i'm an avid Wheel Watcher'......n/t

[succubus.blues]

5. I'd like to buy a vowel

please!

[polichick]

3. "I'm a little crackpot, short and stout..."

[awoke_in_2003]

14. Damn you...

I was gonna post the real lyrics, but yours are much better :)

[nichomachus]

4. "Ma'am, could that flag in your lapel BE any bigger?"

[MrScorpio]

9. It's that it's so big

It's that she's so tiny.

The teeny-weeny, Sunday-fundie, melanin deprived, crack pot candidate!

[Believing Is Art]

6. After a legislative investigation

finds she abused her power as governor, Palin flexes her remaining marketable skills in front of supporters.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

7. Walk like an Egyptian

[SammyWinstonJack]

8. "This is how small the wolf pup was, that I shot."

Vile, disgusting sorry excuse for a human being!

[Aviation Pro]

10. "And I held little Trig's poopy in this hand.....

...and dontcha know it was just so adorable."

[liberal N proud]

11. Put a tray and a beer on there and you have job she can handle

No offense to the great waiters out there.

[lpbk2713]

12. "Wish in one hand and s**t in the other and see which one fills up first."

(Notice that the other hand is tastefully not pictured)

[begin_within]

13. Sarah Palin fired from "The Price is Right" after running over Drew Carey

[awoke_in_2003]

15. "And you have won

A NEW CAR" (cue price is right music)

[dana_b]

16. I'm a little teapot

short and stout. Here is my handle...