ALIENS OVER ALABAMA! ALIENS OVER ALABAMA! ALIENS OVER ALABAMA!

[originalpckelly]

[ThatsMyBarack]

1. Spot On!

:rofl:

[originalpckelly]

3. Who wants a higher vibration of love?

Sounds like a tagline for a vibrator, doesn't?

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[nosillies]

4. It's spelled "y'all" n/t

[originalpckelly]

6. No, Ya'll is the name of the captain on the alien spaceship.

[ensho]

20. where I come from - D.C./Md. it is said 'you all'

yrs. ago when I went to Detroit they called me a hillbilly cause I said 'you all'

[originalpckelly]

5. Aside from our DUers in Alabama...

they can abduct and anally probe the whole state for all I care.

[wtmusic]

7. How the hell do they reproduce

or are they wearing body stockings?

I will make no judgements about alien fashion, but...hello? On Earth we smile for pictures!

[originalpckelly]

Telepathically.

It's like phone sex, but a little alien pops into existence when they do it.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

8. Eggs Over Eazy

http://www.mayfieldhouse.eu/resources/_wsb_268x269_mayfield+eggs.JPG

[originalpckelly]

10. AHAHAHA!

But this joke is tied in with this nuts prediction that aliens would show up over Alabama today:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFyK2N4RG_o

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

12. And mine was based on me having some breakfast with an attitude.

No link

[originalpckelly]

13. ...

:P

Breakfast, with an attitude.

[SteppingRazor]

9. If you're gonna play in Alpha Centauri, you've gotta have a Betelguesian Kloo Horn in the band. n/t

[cynatnite]

11. ...

:rofl:

[9thkvius]

14. I live in Alabama - it's like Bill Hicks said (I am paraphrasing)

if alien abductions in Alabama involved some form of systematic sterilization and orthodontistry, a sort of "clean up the Universe" program, I would have no problem with that.

I grew up here and have lived here most of my life. Although the state has made some progress, it still has a long way to go. After all, although we finally voted to get rid of the law against interracial marriage a few years ago, something like 41 percent of the population voted to keep it on the books. Yeee-fuckin'-haaaw.

[trof]

18. Hi fellow Alabamian.

Welcome to DU.
:hi:
I'm down in Foley.
No space ship yet, but it's overcast.

[9thkvius]

19. I'm in Huntspatch myself

so most of the spaceships around here are the ones that are locally built. To see UFOs you have to head into the sticks a little bit.

Nice to meet another blue dot in a sea of red. :D

[road2000]

22. Hello Foley -- cool.

I was born and grew up in Fairhope, and spent most of my life there. Will have to check with my folks and siblings as to what they see!

(Seems unfair the only Trekkie in the family -- me -- moved away.)

[ProdigalJunkMail]

24. lotsa family in and around Thomasville...

howdy, neighbor!

sP

[trof]

15. Dang. I can't see the 2000 mile long space ship.

It's overcast here.
But I know it's up there.
I can feel the love vibrations.

[notadmblnd]

16. I was wondering if it was going to happen and it sure nuff did!

[SpiralHawk]

17. "You will pay for your mockery, OriginalEntity." - PP

Expect a firmly worded rebuke from the SPCTAPP*

* Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Alien Pod People

[originalpckelly]

25. ...

:P

[rcrush]

21. I was seriously scared there would be aliens when I woke up.

[MilesColtrane]

23. "Giddyup...ba-oom papa oom papa klaatu

Giddyup...ba-oom papa bar-ada nikto"

[carlyhippy]

26. so, what is that woman going to say now on the video..seeing the mother ship didn't show up?

They must have gotten lost somewhere around Uranus......

Carly :evilgrin:

[RedCappedBandit]

27. I really wish these aliens would hurry up. We need help.

[KamaAina]

28. So who moves up to No. 2 in the polls?

now that the Tide have choked to the unranked Aliens? :shrug:

[vanderBeth]

29. We still have a couple hours for it to show.

[originalpckelly]

30. I WANT TO RELIEVE?

Well, there's a bathroom out back.

[Jello Biafra]

31. They probably took one look and made a quick U-Turn. n/t