Warning: Spiteful, inflammatory song lyrics from has-been country "star" living off of daddy's name

[Bluebear]

:puke:



McCain - Palin Tradition
By Hank Williams Jr.

The left wing liberal media have
Always been a real close knit family
But, most of the American People
Don't believe em anyway ya see
Stop and think it over
Before you make your decision
If they smell something
They're gonna come down strong
It's a McCain - Palin tradition

Now this old Union's got problems
That is plain to see
The Democrats bankrupted Fannie Mae N Freddie Mac
Just like 1, 2, 3
The bankers didn't want to make all those bad loans,
But Bill Clinton said you got to
Now they want a bail out, what I'm talking about
Is a Democrat liberal who doo


CHORUS

John N Sarah tell ya
Just what they think
And they're not gonna blink
They don't have terrorist friends
To whom their careers are linked
Yes, John is his own man
And Sarah fixed Alaska's broken condition
They're gonna go just fine
We're headed for better times
It's a McCain - Palin tradition


I am very proud of our country's name
But no society is perfect
And we have had our stains
If I'm down at the coffee shop and
Somebody starts to give our flag friction
We say please move on
Cause we're standing strong
That's an old John McCain tradition


CHORUS

John N Sarah tell ya
Just what they think
And they're not gonna blink
And they're gonna fix this country
Cause they're just like you N ole Hank
Yes John is a maverick
And Sarah fixed Alaska's broken condition
They're gonna go just fine
We're headed for better times
It's a McCain - Palin tradition


Some are bound to tell you I'm
Preaching to the choir
And that is very true
And we are going even higher
Like a mama bear in Idaho
She'll protect your family's condition
If you mess with her cubs
She's gonna take off the gloves :crazy:
It's an American female tradition


CHORUS

They all want to know Sarah
Why do you hunt
John why do you fish
How could she be so smart and savvy
Such a 'hey good-lookin'' dish
Yes John is his own man
And Sarah fixed Alaska's bad condition
They're going to get it right
We're going to see the light
It's a McCain - Palin tradition

[amdezurik]

1. yeah I sure do smell something alright

and it smells like a used diaper after fementing in the sun for a wekk...

[leeroysphitz]

46. The only thing that I can smell is...

what BARACK is cooking.

[amdezurik]

48. :)

n/t

[no_hypocrisy]

2. How's this for irony: Merle Haggard (Okie from Muskogee) has endorsed Obama.

[Taverner]

6. Merle's Cool. Hank Sr's Cool. Hank3's Cool. Steve Earle's Cool.

Hank Jr is an idjit

[a la izquierda]

12. That is because Merle kicks butt!

Hank Sr. is probably rolling in his grave.

[Tyler Generation]

36. Okie was written from Merle's father's pov, n/t

[jhrobbins]

47. I'm hoping Willie comes out with a song soon to rebuff this idiot's.

[MnFats]

3. I'm sure he wrote it all by himself......all them big $5 words, too!

F**k him. boycott monday night football.... assuming they're still using his shitty song.
what an asshole.

[Bluebear]

5. Are you ready for some FREEPERRRRRR nt

[Berry Cool]

14. "All my racist friends are comin' over tonight" nt

[EFerrari]

4. I really need to use this somehow. Priceless.

From comparing Palin to the bears she want to exterminate to "pallin' around with terrorists" who shout "Kill him" in public places.

:shrug:

[Catherine Vincent]

7. Only freepers would cheer at crap like that.

Yuck! :puke:

[melody]

8. Everybody hates Junior

Everybody. Everyone in the business thinks he capitalized on his dad's name and added nothing to it. I'm not surprised he's climbed aboard the Hate Talk Express.

[tularetom]

9. I don't even thin toby keith is touching this train wreck

And practically every other musician they tried to steal a song from told them to get hosed.

You've reached the bottom of the barrel when you resort to this loser.

Only Charlie Daniels is left.

[rebel with a cause]

38. Oh my gosh, Charlie Daniels must be in the wings.

Toby now says he is a Democrat (yeah I believe him not), Hank Jr. has been an ass for some time now, and Charlie is one also. At least Toby knows when to throw in the towel. I doubt the other two have enough sense to clean themselves like the Charmin bears do, and will cling to this campaign and get as much air time as possible.

[chelsea0011]

10. I heard him described as a "legend" this AM. He is no more a legend

than Sean Lennon.

[mitchum]

19. That is a perfect comparison

well done

[Ichingcarpenter]

11. Mika mouse said she would buy and play Hank Williams jr song in her truck

I don't think she was kidding either.

[Solly Mack]

13. Obviously landed on his head when he fell off that mountain

[rebel with a cause]

39. LOL! Just what I thought when I saw this.

but I was to chicken to say it. :rofl:

[Vektor]

15. What an inbred freak.

His words are meaningless gibberish, paranoid delusion.

And he looks like a barnyard rapist.

[Lint Head]

16. This jerk was a

whore hopper and a cocaine freak. Not sure if he still is. He fell off a mountain in Missoula Montana and had to literally have his face sewed back on. He wears big sunglasses and a huge hat to hide the scars. Makes you wonder why he had a so called 'accident'. This is not something I read. To have an amoral prick like this endorse anybody is a puzzle. He pals around with Kid Rock. Enough said. He doesn't like people that don't kiss his ass. He's a redneck Prima donna with a temper and has enough money to take revenge out on anyone that disagrees with him. I like his daddy's music. Jr. is no Hank Sr. :dem:

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

17. Hank's a drunk.

A big ol' has-been drunk. Nothing more. His concerts really do turn into huge brawls, where people are just punching the shit out of each other.

Ok, he put this out there, but who is gonna listen to it? Who gives a fuck what he says? Answer: about 300 drunken anacephalics. Nothing more.

[Bluebear]

23. '300 drunken anacephalics' bwahahaha

[wtmusic]

18. Sarah's a real "dish", and Clinton "made" the bankers lend. M-hmm. nt

[Bluebear]

24. 'How could she be so smart and savvy' LMAO-

[libnnc]

20. He was so drunk at the Asheville Civic Center in '82

They told him never to come back.

An hour late to the stage and was falling down shit-faced.

Worst concert ever.

[LeftishBrit]

21. Urgh!!!

That song should come with a health warning for those of us with weak digestions.

[asjr]

22. Actually, that man can't sing.

[rebel with a cause]

42. He actually could sang like his father before,

but because he did not want to sound like his father, he changed his singing style into crap. I don't know if his fall altered his singing style or not, but his voice is crabby now, his singing style is crappy and he is just a big pile of it. He is with who he should be with, because they all stink.

[Rob H.]

25. "And they're not gonna blink"

They'll wink like crazy, though.

[4 t 4]

51. YUCKY, YUCKY Liar,Liar What About AIP?

I bet she knows where the old mans bones are? They Are Not In Alaska! AIP Palin, AIP What do you have to say to AIP and your 2008 message on teevee to them???? Good luck to them and God Bless them! WTF??

[ShortnFiery]

26. Hey, this guy should be aware, that Ringo Starr's on the job now.

:evilgrin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_96lBo0scrI

We aren't ourselves
Brains on the shelf
We'll all wake up
When Ringo buys a rifle

We live we breathe
We spread disease
That all must end
When Ringo buys a rifle

People told him what to say
Ordered (???) dream away
Paul was dubbing Ringo's drumming
John was dubbing Ringo's humming
People were starting to talk

We start wars
forget the poor
That all must change
Ringo buys a rifle
We stand tall
Try to evolve
We'll walk on water
Ringo buys a rifle

Animals will bear their fangs
Pope will join a gang
We'll all get new shoes
When Ringo buys a rifle

Buildings come crashing down
Lost things will be found
Life'll be so much better
When Ringo buys a rifle

Tried to keep his head level
Was possessed by the devil
Church is callin' Ringo's mom
Telling her Ringo's a bum
Rumors are starting to fly

We'll be one
To love a gun
That's how we'll live
Ringo buys a rifle
We start small
Must learn to crawl
We'll learn to fly
Ringo buys a rifle

Doesn't want to be cute
He just wants to shoot
Blow them away
Make them all pay
His mind has jumped track
He's a Beatle maniac
Hey Paul, you asshole... Dub this!

When Ringo buys a rifle
When Ringo buys a rifle

People told him what to say
Ordered (???) away
Paul was dubbing Ringo's drumming
John was dubbing Ringo's humming
People were starting to talk

He is one with indoor plumbing
Paul's still dubbing Ringo's drumming
He's formed with the NRA

[Dr Fate]

27. I like the original version better- the one where he smokes dope & drinks booze all night....

"...they get on me wanna know Hank
why do you drink?
(Hank) why do you roll smoke?
Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?
over and over
everybody made my prediction
so if I get stoned
I'm just carryin'
on an old family tradition..."

[Batgirl]

28. But surely it takes a special gift to rhyme "you got to" with "liberal who do" ?

The Democrats bankrupted Fannie Mae N Freddie Mac
Just like 1, 2, 3
The bankers didn't want to make all those bad loans,
But Bill Clinton said you got to
Now they want a bail out, what I'm talking about
Is a Democrat liberal who doo

:rofl:

Jr. has written a song that is the musical equivalent of a minivan plastered with "W" stickers.
How fortunate for him that as a wingnut, he lacks the embarrassment gene, and will never have to perceive how cringeworthy it is.

[Bluebear]

32. 'the musical equivalent of a minivan plastered with "W" stickers'

:rofl:

SOOOOOOOO true!

[OneGrassRoot]

29. Instead of this, check out Everclear's "Jesus was a Democrat":

http://www.everclearonline.com/

:)

[NNN0LHI]

30. Didn't this drunk fall off a mountain once and nearly kill himself?

What an idiot.

Don

[nemo137]

31. This is parody, right?

Like, it's really from the Naked Trucker and T-Bone show? Please?

[Bluebear]

35. :shaking head no with empathy for your question:

[onethatcares]

33. what a POS

he had to go back to "hank, why do you drink" just to get someone to pay him anything. He's a has been, and will never, ever be as good as his dad was.

[salguine]

34. If only Hank Senior were here. He'd slap Junior upside the head and say,

"Naw, naw, son, that dog don't hunt. First of all, I told you not to touch my guitar. Second, boy, go shave off that scraggly-ass beard and put on a damn suit. And comb y'damn hair. If I'd'a played in public lookin' like forty miles a' dirt road like you doin', I'd'a never got nowhurs, which is where you're at now. Third, don't sing songs about sheeit y'ain't know nothing' about...stick to stuff you know, like drankin'. Now shut up and go get me a beer."

[Generic Other]

43. ROFL...you got that right...especially the hair I bet

"Move over lil dog cause the big dog's movin' in...."

You sure that guy's really Hank's kid?

[road2000]

37. He spent years in court

trying to prevent his sister from inheriting any of the old man's estate.

[4 t 4]

44. The most sicking part of this

whole thing was when they sang the National Anthem and then today I see her 2008 wishing you well clip to AIP. Disgusting and so Hypocritical!!! The old man that founded the party said he Would Not be buried under Our Flag and you could bring his bones home when Alaska breaks away from America. So where are his bones ? and what A Fucking two face she is!

[dhpgetsit]

40. Well there's one sucker who will let them play his music...

What a dickwad.

[Generic Other]

41. Hell he can't hold a candle to his old man!

This song sucks.

His father wrote some of the very best country tunes ever penned. This is an embarrassment to his name.

Wow. I had no idea the son was this bad! Has he been living off his father's name his whole life singing crap like this?

[garlicmilkshake]

50. Some people are has-beens from the moment of conception.

I kid you not.


:-)

[goodgd_yall]

45. Speechless

I always found it hard to believe he had any of Hank Williams' genetic material.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

49. Blue! Oh, what you have done....

*scribble*

*snicker*

*scribble*

Just started verse 2 :evilgrin:

:hi: :hug:

[4 t 4]

52. Aip Sarah Palin Explain AIP, Explain it now? n/t

[jmowreader]

53. Don't click this link, then...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-YuyTXZs58

If reading it is bad, HEARING it is worse.

And just to purge your ears, I'll post a lovely little ditty...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gejSEOnaYek

[Paladin]

54. The "Musical" Equivalent of George W. Bush

A brain-dead, untalented douche nozzle, who wouldn't have gotten anywhere without the influence of his prominent, much more able father. Junior here pisses and moans in song after song about the burdens of having a legendary father, but without Hank's name, Junior wouldn't have gotten any further than Holiday Inn lounges.

The Dixie Chicks have a song criticizing the current dismal state of country music, with a line that goes something like: "Too much Junior, not enough Hank." I think that pretty much covers it....

[marmar]

55. Creativity and conservatism don't mix.....

.... I've seen better lyrics in a fortune cookie.

What a pendejo!

:dunce:

[ddeclue]

56. Hank Sr. is rolling over in his grave!

What an embarassment - sort of like Poppy to Jr. Bush wouldn't ya say?