Freepers are calling for a 2008 Election prayer and fasting vigil

[SoCalNative]

"Re-announcing the prayer and fasting vigil for the elections. Looking for prayer warriors for Oct 25, Oct 26, Nov 1, or Nov 2. Pick one day, or do all four."

Mama always said stupid is as stupid does.

[Dissent Is Patriotic]

1. I hope they fast themselves right outta here.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

10. Many of them need to consume a few less calories.

[lonestarnot]

2. Well good. I guess there won't be a run on canned goods this week.

[Richard D]

3. They should fast till 2012 election

[Clintonista2]

11. LOL

[Bicoastal]

4. It's the only way these Internet Warriors are going to lose any weight.

[jobycom]

5. They should pray and fast all 24 hours of November 4. God rewards sacrifice.

Spread the word. "If you don't pray and fast all day, without cease, on November 4th, God has said he will install Obama. If you love baby Jesus, do not risk it! Do not go out on November 4th! Stay home and pray, all day. God, American, and guns depend on it!"

[mckara]

6. Fast Until the Rapture!

[Captiosus]

7. This instantly reminded me of Carlin

"Can't we silence these Christian athletes who thank Jesus whenever they win and never mention his name when they lose? You never hear them say, 'Jesus made me drop the ball,' or, 'The Good Lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage.' According to these Christian athletes, Jesus is undefeated. Meanwhile, a lot of these Holy assholes are in sixth place. Maybe it's one of those miracles we hear so much about."

This just popped into my head thinking of political prayer warriors.

[DS1]

8. If it's anything nearly as successful as the 'rain on Obama's speech' effort

Well, I'll help!

[blue sky at night]

9. I guess when you don't have a prayer....

you must ask for one.








CHange, HOpe, OBama......!

[The Wielding Truth]

12. I Pray that they will accept God's will. God expects them to be

cheerful givers, and love their neighbors as themselves. Apostle Paul, who taught the lessons of Jesus, asked them to reach out and respect all of God's children, so they must put away their selfish ways, and grow in the light of love.It is His way and His word.


How can they disobey the teachings of the Bible?

I will send good thoughts for their lives, and pray they will work with us as equals, as partners, as friends.

[NeedleCast]

13. good

Maybe if they're all starving they wont have the energy to go to the polls.

[knitter4democracy]

14. I'm down with that. Probably not praying for the same thing, though.

;)

[Minnesota_Lib]

15. Dear Lord,, please excempt Big Mac and fries.

I like Big Macs and fries. Thank you, Jesus.

[FLyellowdog]

16. More food for us!!!!!

[JimWis]

17. So, they will wake up on Nov 5, a few pounds lighter, and with a

president named Barack Obama.

[Aristus]

18. Hey fundies! God just told me that if you fast until Inauguration Day, He'll reverse the

election results...

:evilgrin: