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MarkInCA Donating Member (403 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 04:37 PM
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Where are they now...20 years from now
This is only a few people, add your predictions to the thread.

John McCain: Lives in New Horizons adult care facility in Prescott Valley, AZ. Besides battling Alzheimer’s for years, Sen. McCain also continues to receive treatment for numerous cancerous growths that have been attributed to too much exposure to cellular waves emanating from the tower installed on his ranch. While he doesn’t recognize family members anymore, he has been known to yell “Muslim! Get off my lawn!” at the television whenever a black person appears.

Sarah Palin: After the election of 2008 she returned to Alaska and was tried and convicted for fraud and tax evasion relating to the approximately $350,000 worth of clothing, hairstyling, and makeup she did not report as income during the 2008 campaign. Before she served a day in jail, her sentence was commuted by Alaska Governor Samuel Wurzelbacher. She is currently working as a waitress at Chepo’s Fiesta Restaurant in Wasilla, AK.

George W. Bush: Pardoned Dick Cheney hours before he resigned from office with two weeks left in his presidency. Lived for a time at “Soy Fuera De Aquí”, the 100,000 acre Bush ranch in Paraguay. Once it was discovered that there was an extradition treaty with Paraguay and the United States, Bush moved to Venezuela at the invitation of Hugo Chavez. Rumors have been floating around for years that he is now in an undisclosed alcohol and drug treatment facility in the capital Caracas.

Dick Cheney: Filled out the last two weeks of George W. Bush’s presidential term before moving back to Wyoming. Purchased the Winchester Repeating Arms Company trademarks from the Belgian company which discontinued the line and opened a factory in Winchester Wyoming which he later renamed Haliburgh. The Winchester Repeating Arms Co. has continually grown in large part due to the success of the Winchester Model 2010 shotgun which is affectionately known as the “Big Dick” after Cheney.
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mimitabby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 04:42 PM
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1. sorry neither McCain nor Cheney will be alive in 20 years... n/t
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 04:48 PM
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2. Mine are a wee bit different
John McCain: Doing Depends commercials

Sarah Palin: Queen of the Independent Republic of Alaska.

George W. Bush: Behind bars in a federal prison, where he is the prize prison bitch.

Dick Cheney: Last and only prisoner at Gitmo.

Laura Bush: divorced, finished intensive rehab for Xanax addiction, fundraiser for Betty Ford Clinic.

Karl Rove: Prison bitch

Rush Limbaugh: doing Preparation H commercials





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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 05:34 PM
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3. Gheney moves back to *Texas*.
Never forget that that's where he lived when he named himself vice president, Twelfth Amendment be damned.
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lynettebro440 Donating Member (950 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 05:36 PM
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4. Hopefully they will be 6 feet under
I wish they would all just forever be gone...
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