Hubert Flottz
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Fri Nov-07-08 06:39 AM
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The Queen in the headlights look...I'm glad that threat to national security is past |
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During the VP debate between Joe Biden, proven Statesman and Sarah Palin proven runner-up I wondered about Sarah's "Vision For America's Future". How did Sarah see the America of the future with her hair in her eyes? How much brain power does it take to reach up to one's face and brush the hair out of one's eyes? Yet the lady talked on and on that night, batting her watering eye like a toad in a hailstorm, until at last after about ten minutes the camera finally came back on her and she'd brushed her hair away. That vision of Sarah's hairy eyeball burned itself into my GOP tortured brain and I guess I'll carry that to my grave. I'm glad that someone with a little more attention to detail than a pet nanny goat wearing $450.00 lipstick, will be the one who is a heartbeat away from the oval office.
So flame me if you freakin' will but...I won't feel a thing, but sweet relief! ***** W-H-E-W!
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Fri Nov-07-08 06:44 AM
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1. Is there any doubt that if they'd won |
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McCain would have met with an accident or mysterious heart attack within a month? We didn't dodge a bullet, we doged a moose with a nuke up it's ass launched from a catapult.
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Fri Nov-07-08 06:57 AM
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3. Now, there's an image I'll be taking to work with me. |
Hubert Flottz
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Fri Nov-07-08 07:04 AM
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4. Ain't that the truth... |
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Edited on Fri Nov-07-08 07:05 AM by Hubert Flottz
I think McCain was afraid for his life, once he got to know the WaaaaSilly Hillbillies!
I think that wild look in McCain's eyes when he did the interviews next to the Hillbilly Queen was the look of genuine mortal fear and non-disbelief.
I'll bet the temperature dropped 75 degrees in Alaska, when The Queen Of The Great White North returned to her home state to hibernate and refit until 2012!
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Fri Nov-07-08 08:47 AM
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The core republicans hate McCain for being too liberal and not following the party orders. They would have only been arguing "How long before we can get McCain out of the way?" 1 month? 6 months? 1 year?
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Fri Nov-07-08 09:06 AM
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That lady had *Messalina* written all over her in day-glo lipstick.
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Fri Nov-07-08 06:44 AM
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2. What's there to flame, the world sighed a huge sigh of relief Tuesday |
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Fri Nov-07-08 07:08 AM
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5. The fish have even bitten better since Tuesday night! |
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And don't think I'd lie about it, just because I've been fishing since then!
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Fri Nov-07-08 07:36 AM
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6. re: Hubert's eternal vision. Serves you right for... |
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being the only male viewer locked onto Sarah's eyes.
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Fri Nov-07-08 08:03 AM
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7. I admit I was spellbound, but I remembered the movie Jason and |
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the Argonauts, so every time that Sarah tried to respond to the host or to Senator Biden I'd hit the mute button and play my vintage imported electric lyre, hooked up to a vintage cry-baby wah-wah pedal and a large chain of vintage Fender Super Reverb amps with the volumes turned up to 10.
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Fri Nov-07-08 08:42 AM
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8. Dude, you should put a Bad Monkey overdrive in your effects chain! |
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:headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang:
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Fri Nov-07-08 09:14 AM
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12. Speaking of Grunge... |
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I probably need to add on a quad tube screamer set-up to out screech and wail that Banshee in a bear trap tone that Sarah's voice gets, over those horridly overdriven house PA systems that her sound man cranks up wherever she gigs.(thank Gawd for clip protection, or the GOP would have had to spend another quarter mill on speaker cabinets) And they say rock and roll is hard on the ears?
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Fri Nov-07-08 09:03 AM
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It's painfully obvious you've never been through a Maine divorce.
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Fri Nov-07-08 09:30 AM
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15. Do you think I need to change the name of this thread to... |
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Fri Nov-07-08 09:21 AM
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13. Rev. Dobson's been pretty quiet since the election |
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I wonder what his take is. He was behind her all the way.
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Fri Nov-07-08 09:28 AM
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14. I'll bet you that Rev. Dobson's viper is in a wad over this defeat... |
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He'll need to pray for some divine Moveondedness and Getoverance!
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Sat Nov-08-08 03:19 AM
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"The RNC spent at least $150,000 on designer clothing, accessories and beauty services for Palin after she became John McCain's running mate..."
In the interest of fronting a serious contender the RNC could have saved the lion's share of the hundred and fifty thou by curbing her ability to talk "on and on" with a two dollar roll of Red Green Duct Tape thus saving the $450.00 lipstick for Sarah's rock hard nipples. Yes?
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