Who is Stupider?

[Crankie Avalon]

The Sands International Casino in Las Vegas Nevada, along with Top Rank Productions and HBO Sports are proud to present this World Championship of Stupid title bout.



Introducing first, the challenger...her record? A perfect one, with dozens of stupid winks, nods, and gaffes in just a little over two months unblemished with even one intelligent thing to say...she is the Whackjob from Wasilla, the Half-baked Alaskan, Sarah "In What Respect, Charlie?" Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalinnnnnnnnnnnnn...


Sarah Palin
Age: 44
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 135 lbs

And now, the champion...his record? Also perfect, with COUNTLESS blushes, embarrassments, and outright humiliations to his name unmarred by even a single grace note. Not one! The reigning, undisputed, undefeated World Champion of Stupid, the Man Who Put the "Um" in "Dumb," George...Dubya...Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh...


George W. Bush
Age: 62
Height: 5'11" (yeah, right)
Weight: 195 lbs

LET'S GET READY TO DUMB DOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN!!!

[onehandle]

1. Bush is of average intelligence, just incurious. Comes across as dumb.

Palin is qualified to be either a spokesmodel or a hairdo on the six o'clock local news.

She parrots lines well, but she is dumb.

[YOY]

6. If average means not being able to pronounce "Nuclear"

I think even an average intelligence person could have pulled off a few successes if provided with everything he had been given.

He's dumb. Really dumb. He can't even properly pronounce the country he is head of state of: 'Murka.

She's dumb. She's mindbogglingly dumb. Not knowing Africa is a continent dumb. People who fail on "are you smarter than a 5th grader dumb."

On an aside, I would really like to see that show take an intelligent educated contestant or two...but that might make Palin's "Real 'Murka" feel stupid.

[vanderBeth]

2. Something MUST have rubbed off at Yale and Harvard. (Please God)

Palin by a furlong.

[LeftinOH]

3. Palin wins- game over. Bush has been around smart people for a long time, Palin probably not..

[rurallib]

4. but Palin will have to blow up the world to top Bush's record

I mean this guy has such a record of stupid his picture should be in the dictionary as the definition of stupid.

[toadzilla]

5. I can't choose...

they're both just so fucking stupid.

[Crankie Avalon]

7. WOW, an 8-year reigning champion is being dethroned here...

Don't give up, Chimpy!


"Peeance freeance," "Tribal sovereignty," "OB-GYNs practicing their love..."

[TexasObserver]

8. Sarah Palin makes George Bush sound like Stephen Hawking.