brentspeak
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Sat Nov-22-08 04:59 PM
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You're given the power to have Bush, Cheney, Limblow, etc. employed in whatever job you want |
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For some reason, you don't have the power to make them go to jail. But you do have the ability to make them work any kind of crappy job out there. What jobs would that be?
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Bush: Times Square street sweeper Cheney: Burger King checkout guy Limblow: Human medical experiments guinea pig Hannity: crash-test dummy etc.
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Cleita
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Sat Nov-22-08 05:04 PM
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1. Being that they are the age of retirement, I would have them live on |
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Social Security with Medicare like the rest of us. If they get a job for minimum wage at Wal-Mart, then let them get their Social Security reduced because of it like the rest of us. I wonder how they would feel about those "entitlement" programs then?
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Sat Nov-22-08 05:07 PM
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Sat Nov-22-08 05:06 PM
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2. Cheney: Prisoner; Bush: Prisoner; Hannity: Hospital janitor... if I think of more, I'll edit nt |
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Sat Nov-22-08 05:09 PM
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4. Put them to work in a slaughter house |
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and see how much of a stomach for killing they really have.
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Sat Nov-22-08 05:35 PM
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9. Actually a lot of stomach for it. They would enjoy it. |
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The poor doomed animals don't deserve a bunch of torturers and psycopaths in their last minutes alive.
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Sat Nov-22-08 05:10 PM
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5. All of them: Nursing assistant in a nursing home for minimum wage |
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Sat Nov-22-08 05:24 PM
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Down in the bottom of the outhouses in our state and national parks with a toothbrush cleaning and scrubbing them till they shine. Now maybe I would pump them out first, and then again maybe not!:evilgrin:
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Sat Nov-22-08 05:25 PM
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7. The worst jobs I have seen is the guys |
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that work on Super Sucker trucks. Super Suckertrucks are the big vacuum trucks they use to suck out sewage systems, porta johns, grease pits, etc. I think they would be suited for that job.
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Sat Nov-22-08 05:29 PM
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8. I'd make them all poor. |
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It doesn't matter what they'd do for work.
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Sat Nov-22-08 05:38 PM
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11. Splooge mopper at the porno store video booths |
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Edited on Sat Nov-22-08 05:39 PM by Atman
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Anyone one of 'em. They could work in shifts.
Oh, and it should be an a very, very Democratic district somewhere.
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Sat Nov-22-08 05:59 PM
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12. Not a 'crappy' but an enlightening job... |
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...would be my choice. I'd have them all teach elementary school for a month (at least) in an inner-city school where the kids do not come 'ready to learn.' Assuming they have at least one caring bone left in their collective bodies :7 , it would open their eyes as to why we need public schools and why vouchers won't work. They might find out that teachers aren't really terroists, and that they (teachers) DO know a little something about teaching and learning. ;)
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Sat Nov-22-08 06:08 PM
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13. Army grunts deployed in Iraq. After that, inmates. |
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Sat Nov-22-08 06:33 PM
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Bush: Orderly in a VA hospital taking care of Iraq War veterans--to make him face the consequences of his actions Cheney: Coal miner in one of those unsafe non-union coal mines owned by one of his cronies Limpaws: Sewer cleaner O'Liely: Worker in an orphanage who has to try and place the children--maybe he'll decide it would be GREAT to allow homosexual couples to be foster or adoptive parents
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