Report: Ann Coulter's Jaw Wired Shut

[Phred42]

Olbermann should be on this tonight

Report: Ann Coulter's Jaw Wired Shut
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/25/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-sh_n_146248.html

Ann Coulter may be completely silenced, at least for a while.

If the New York Post's Page Six report is true, Coulter broke her jaw and her mouth is wired shut:

WE HEAR...THAT although we didn't think it would be possible to silence Ann Coulter, the leggy reaction- ary broke her jaw and the mouth that roared has been wired shut...

Check back here for confirmation and updates.

[EmilyAnne]

1. I wonder who broke it?

[Cheap_Trick]

14. I dunno, but I'd like to buy him a beer. Or a keg.

[RollWithIt]

2. Maybe we could get her one of those machines like Stephen Hawking has....

The voice might be more bearable.

[NV Whino]

3. Good Lord, why didn't we think of this sooner?

[RobertSeattle]

4. Dupe

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4531848

[Jamastiene]

5. Finally!

Now, if we can just insert a butt plug, we'll never have to hear from her again. :evilgrin:

[Warpy]

6. I have several friends in Palm Beach

and one of them cornered her in a grocery store and told her exactly what he thought of her.

He didn't deck her, though. Gentlemen. P'tooey.

I guess maybe she ran into someone who wasn't a gentleman. Or woman.

[Turbineguy]

7. So now maybe we have a choice?

Make the Tax-cuts permanent or make her jaw wired shut permanent?

[Bigmack]

8. The thought of her silenced...

gives me a chubby!

[Rainbowreflect]

10. Now all my coworkers are wondering what made me laugh so loud.

Thanks a lot! :rofl:

[Mz Pip]

9. She has a new book out

Guess she won't be able to talk about it. Bummer.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

11. Atheists, Agnostics, Skeptics take notice.

There is a God.

[4lbs]

17. Not necessarily. It just means there's at least one person she's encountered that has a really good

right hook or uppercut!

:rofl:

[awoke_in_2003]

23. If there was a god...

he would have smote her rightly some time ago.

[Dukkha]

12. Christmas came early!

I hope they used that head trap contraption in the movie Saw on her

[Dangerously Amused]

13. Everybody pray for a miracle that her teeth fuse together!

[Crunchy Frog]

15. LOL LOL LOL!!!!

What poetic justice. :rofl:

Oh, sorry. I mean terribly tragic and best wishes for her recovery.

[AspenRose]

16. Karma.

[Hawaii Hiker]

18. Woot

:woohoo:

[onethatcares]

19. oh my goodness,

is there an address to send get well later cards too? Do we use her voting address or the one she lives at?

[earth mom]

20. I'm loving the irony in this-the most foul mouthed woman on TV has been silenced.

Maybe there is a god. :evilgrin:

[anigbrowl]

21. Oh, that must be awful. And yet, I am lacking in sympathy.

Too bad it's not Rush Limbaugh though.

[awoke_in_2003]

24. Wouldn't help...

he talks out his ass.

[liberal renegade]

25. So

that explains why he's always talking shit.

[awoke_in_2003]

28. also explains

his bad breath :)

[Initech]

22. Keep it that way!!!

[Incitatus]

26. somewhere there is a guy with a voodoo doll

who is freaking the fuck out right now

[mitchtv]

27. How will she eat?

Oh... that's right, she doesn't

[Phred42]

30. The skinny little forked tong pops out in quick little darting motions

[bdamomma]

29. I think I heard Randi talking about this today

Coulter fell down drunk, I don't know how true this is though.