Barbara Bush Hospitalized For Tests; Tests Negative

[tekisui]

Houston, TX (AHN) - Former first lady Barbara Bush was hospitalized Tuesday night after complaining of stomach pains, but is expected to be released.

Mrs. Bush, 83, was taken for testing to Methodist Hospital by car.

All the tests were reportedly negative and she is fine.

http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7013192573

[Solly Mack]

1. for being human? (Tests negative)

[no_hypocrisy]

8. My first thought too.

[geckosfeet]

2. Am I supposed to care about the mother of the devils spawn?

[moggie]

3. Nothing malignant was found in her stomach

The rest of her, however...

[mwb970]

4. Sorry, I can't care about her.

I'll never forgive her for spewing out one worthless bushbaby after another to threaten our country. Live or die, frankly Barbara, I don't give a damn.

[meowomon]

5. She is negative for the human genome

They have proven David Icke's theory that she is one of the lizard people here to feast on newborns and abducted virgins.

[charlie]

6. She's dead, Jim

And you let her go, Bones? It only took me a minute to get the stake!

Yeah, well YOU try to stop that psycho beast from doing what she wants.

[KharmaTrain]

7. They Removed The Tumor 60 Years Ago...

We still haven't found a cure for that asshole.

She may be benign, but the rest of us are in need of radical chemo.

[Submariner]

9. Stay healthy Babs....We've got a world of hurt to heap on you

when your idiot-in-chief son gets investigated, and you see what a piss-poor parent you were to raise such pond scum.

Get well soon!

[lamp_shade]

10. I hope it's nothing serious. I wish her well.

[riverwalker]

11. sprained her foot

kicking homeless people at the shelter.

[mnhtnbb]

12. She's probably just full of shit.

[Javaman]

13. it's now proven: she has no soul. nt

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

14. "All the tests were reportedly negative and she is fine."

except she had surgery for perforated ulcer (msnbc)