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Tue Mar-20-07 11:07 AM
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We Need A Color-Coded Gone-Zo Alert Level! |
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The threat level re Alberto Gonzales's continued tenure at Justice is changing day by day! We need an eye-catching yet terrifying color-coded alert system that will let us know exactly what the threat level is on any given morning! Allow me to propose one:
GREEN: Media fascinated by celebrity train-wreck; low risk of Gonzales being fired BLUE: Karl Rove's name mentioned in connection with scandal; slight risk of Gonzales being fired YELLOW: New subpoenaed emails released in mainstream media; elevated risk of Gonzales being fired ORANGE: New Republican lawmaker/pundit calls for Gonzales's resignation; significant risk of Gonzales being fired RED: Bush calls Gonzales to assure him that he has Bush's "complete support": SEVERE risk of Gonzales being fired
Today's Gone-Zo Alert Level has been raised to: RED!
Danger, Will Robinson,
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Tue Mar-20-07 11:09 AM
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Tue Mar-20-07 11:15 AM
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2. Yes, or use one of those "nuclear war" clocks ... |
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Yo, Gonzo, at the tone, the time will be 12:59 and fifteen seconds PM. Better pack fast.
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Tue Mar-20-07 11:28 AM
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Tue Mar-20-07 01:41 PM
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I especially like the red alert Gonzo. He looks so pissed off!
C ya,
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