Dear Freepers and other disruptors, I'm begging you to please use

[Cleita]

our spell check function before you post. Nobody needs to know you are "morans" from your spelling. Make us work harder to decipher your posts from the content instead.

[smoogatz]

1. You liberals and your elitist "spelling" rules.

Go on, flaunt your fancy government-funded public school educations that the rest of us can't aff-- oh, wait. Never mind.

[IntravenousDemilo]

7. Good parody, but your spelling was too good.

And a real freeper would probably have mixed up "flaunt" and "flout", using both incorrectly.

[smoogatz]

10. I know.

I just can't make myself do it, you know?

[Buck Laser]

21. No, that's ELISTEST!

[gratuitous]

24. Your just jelous

And we are going to drink you're milkshake, libruls!

Hmmm. Disturbingly easier than I thought. Er, thot.

[Greyhound]

2. It seems they are just going through the motions anymore, doesn't it?

The fishing thing was cute, but still it just isn't the same.

:fistbump:
:rofl:
:kick: & R

[Richard D]

I won't use spell check . . .

. . . spells are a thing of the devil and are evil!

[patrice]

6. !!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Thanks!

[Incitatus]

3. Don't tell me what too do.

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[WHEN CRABS ROAR]

5. Two it's two.

[Incitatus]

11. its its its

[WHEN CRABS ROAR]

4. They may be just drunk. USA USA USA USA USA USA

[Uben]

8. I'm fried up and redy to go!

Pergressives rule!

[WHEN CRABS ROAR]

12. Good colors ?

[patrice]

9. Hey, what if I'm a God Warrior? Aren't you supposed to do everything my, I mean God's, way? nt

[Aristus]

13. is coreck speling a offical rule hear at yor godless marxsists websit?//??/

screwn yoo!




:+

[Sebastian Doyle]

14. SPELING IS FOR COMMIENISTS !!!11!1!!1!

WE DONT NEED YUR ELEETIST LANGWAGE RULES YOU ANTIAMERICUN LIBRUL!!!!11!1 :crazy:

[Batgirl]

15. It seems like our secret freeper trolls used to take a little more pride in their work.

[jimshoes]

16. It finally dawned on them that they're

not getting paid for all those long hours at the keyboards. That and they're being screwed by the government they're helping to prop up.

[Batgirl]

20. Well, they were promised a permanent GOP majority after all, and then look what happened.

I suppose it was much less challenging to go about one's trollish duties way back when Bush still had what some nauseatingly referred to as "his mojo."
A happy and energized troll is a troll who is much more likely to stay motivated and deliver a product of suitable quality.

[Shiver]

17. baby jesus corects my spilling

spull check iz for the eliteist kommie babykilers!!!!! reel americans that live in reel america and love baby jesus tryst in GOD two guide there fingers to teh corect keys!!!!!!!!!!!!!

edut to say we dont need to edut eather bcause were alwais RIGHT!!!!!!!

[hfojvt]

18. Do you use the spell check?

I tried once and found it to be frustratingly slow. Maybe that was when I had dial-up, but I think your asking two much.

and for the above (spell check complete. No errors found.)

[Cleita]

19. I do if I'm unsure of my spelling, Google too. It may take a little longer

but I don't like to put out bad spelling unless I'm in a hurry and sometimes do typos. My grammar is bad enough. I don't need to insult people who are reading my posts with bad spelling that can be corrected by the tools we have on line.

[GentryDixon]

22. Is that what the underline on the word is all about?

Who knew? :sarcasm:

[dysfunctional press]

23. why just "freepers and disruptors"? there are PLENTY of regulars who regularly fail in that regard-

do they get some kind of special pass? :shrug:

[Cleita]

25. LOL!

No they don't. We have plenty of regular trolls too, who manage to stay with us for quite awhile.

[illuminaughty]

26. I dunt need speelchik. I'm waitin' for the rupture! n/t

[L0oniX]

27. Eye donn tink yew hev3 te reyet 2 poak fgun ff oder peepals lighk datt!