Bush Wants History to See Him as a Liberator of Millions from Life

[niceypoo]

'WASHINGTON DC - USA - George W. Bush hopes history will see him as a president who liberated millions of Iraqis and Afghans from living, who worked towards world turmoil and who never sold his soul for humanitarian ends.'

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"I'd like to be a president (known) as somebody who liberated 50 million people from their horrible lives as non right wing Christian Nazis by murdering them in cold blood with guns, missiles, torture and pollution. I have helped achieve perpetual war lasting for hundreds of years and want to be remembered for the horror I have created. These untermenschen are now all dead thanks to American conquest and war, the world is now a safer place for terrorists to flourish and create more mayhem, whether it is state sanctioned American terror or agencies working for us," Bush said in excerpts of a recent interview released by the White House Friday.


http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/?c=117&a=1578">"Mission Accomplished"

[OffWithTheirHeads]

1. Well, he did liberate millions.

Of their pensions, their savings, their 401K's, their home equity, etc. etc.

[kentuck]

2. But he wants someone else to finish the job for him...

With our troops bogged down in Afghanistan and Iraq, we are nowhere near any successful ending to this disaster. However, if the next President does not find a satisfactory exit and ending, then he will have messed up Bush's grand effort. Too bad he couldn't figure out a way to win his war and liberate all these folks in eight years? Maybe if we gave him another eight, he would be able to pull off this trifecta??

[Dukkha]

3. couldn't agree more!

He liberated millions of Iraqis and Afghans from living to their deaths

[TexasObserver]

4. If by "liberated" he means "killed them," then yes, he liberated many of them.

He had to kill them to save them.

[FrenchieCat]

5. He will be liberating millions here in America,

when he climbs up into our Airforce One and is dropped off at an undisclosed location to begin another life on January 20th, no longer our President. That will be like taking the shackles off of this country. I can't wait.