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Sat Dec-13-08 08:00 AM
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OK, who among is going to give an Infinity sedan to someone special this Xmas? |
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Just tell me who these people are advertising to right now?
I want socks. That's all. Just some socks.
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Sat Dec-13-08 08:04 AM
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1. Someone has to spend $700 billion dollars. |
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That would buy a few Infiniti sedans.
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Sat Dec-13-08 08:09 AM
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2. You have a point there. |
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Sat Dec-13-08 08:16 AM
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Don´t forget the $1 trillion given to the ´have mores´as a tax cut in Bush´s early days. Or the $1 trillion in Iraq war contracts. Or the $1 trillion dollars given to Big Pharma after Medicare Part B legislation. And the $700 billion is merely part of the bailout; some say the whole package should be in the trillions.
Of course, the typical Bush ´have more´is probably not in the market for something so tatty as an Infiniti Sedan.
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Sat Dec-13-08 08:11 AM
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3. I wrote my letter to santa. I'll take the coupe though |
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Sat Dec-13-08 08:12 AM
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4. Socks make a great stocking-stuffer. |
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Sat Dec-13-08 08:12 AM
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5. Mercedes, just Mercedes. |
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:puke: :(
I miss Janis Joplin. :cry:
"Mercedes Benz"
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ? My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends. Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends, So Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a color TV ? Dialing For Dollars is trying to find me. I wait for delivery each day until three, So oh Lord, won’t you buy me a color TV ?
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a night on the town ? I’m counting on you, Lord, please don’t let me down. Prove that you love me and buy the next round, Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a night on the town ?
Everybody! Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ? My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends, Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends, So oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?
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Sat Dec-13-08 09:05 AM
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Sat Dec-13-08 08:35 AM
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7. Infiniti...Lexus...Hummer. All expensive car ads, all the time. |
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People living in the million dollar monstrosities. If I ever gave my wife an expensive car for Christmas, she's divorce me and suggest I go to the loony bin!
I fear we've crossed too many lines and have lost our country for good.
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Sat Dec-13-08 08:45 AM
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8. i also wanna know why i keep getting credit card applications |
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Sat Dec-13-08 08:56 AM
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9. The people all said sedan |
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Sat Dec-13-08 09:12 AM
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Edited on Sat Dec-13-08 09:13 AM by Tandalayo_Scheisskop
I ordered a whole car carrier ship full of them, in assorted festive colors. I plan on giving them to all my friends, with the trunks stuffed with hundred dollar bills from my vast fortune.
When I run out of friends, I am going to accost strangers on the street and force the remainder upon them.
Merry Christmas, dammit!
On edit: I then plan on snorting 12" Texas Gag Rails of Beluga Caviar.
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Sat Dec-13-08 12:00 PM
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12. You'll need a chaser for the caviar |
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Edited on Sat Dec-13-08 12:01 PM by junofeb
May I suggest hosing your nasal passages down with some sriracha hot sauce....
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Sat Dec-13-08 05:04 PM
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I just got a new bottle of it as well! Wheeeee!
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Sun Dec-14-08 11:28 AM
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20. Damn! You live dangerously! n/t |
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Sun Dec-14-08 01:51 PM
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22. I put it on my corn flakes. |
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Sat Dec-13-08 06:42 PM
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assuming your friends are very high paid executives.
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Sat Dec-13-08 12:04 PM
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13. I'm giving them away to everyone. |
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Just let me know if you're interested.
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Sat Dec-13-08 12:26 PM
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14. I always hated commercials where the couple would look out the window |
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and see a brand-new luxury car with a bow on it.
"Oh, honey. You shouldn't have."
"Anything for you, dear."
"So you'll be picking up the 20% down payment and $450/month payments over the next six years, right?"
"Anything for you, dear."
"Good. Don't forget my birthday is coming soon."
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Sat Dec-13-08 05:07 PM
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16. Me! I invested with Madoff. I'm doing swell! |
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Edited on Sat Dec-13-08 05:07 PM by Neshanic
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Sat Dec-13-08 06:40 PM
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17. I can barely afford Hot Wheels. n/t |
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Sat Dec-13-08 06:41 PM
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18. lol, I just put socks on my list, too |
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and books. I want books, too.
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Sun Dec-14-08 11:40 AM
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21. I like the commercial where the couple gives a brand new Lexus to their college aged daughter for |
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Christmas. I'm sure she won't grow up to be spoiled though.
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