Dickipedia: David Gregory

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David Gregory
From Dickipedia - A Wiki of Dicks

David Gregory (born August 24, 1970 in Los Angeles, CA) is the moderator of "Meet the Press," NBC News Chief White House Correspondent, and a dick. In Canada and the United Kingdom, his profession would more accurately be called a "news reader," as most of what he does is read copy that is researched and written for him by others. But these other people can be very annoying with their "knowledge of the world" and their "advanced degrees," so it's only fitting that David take the credit. And the money.

He is married to Beth Wilkinson. Though you may not know her, you paid her for years, while she was executive vice president, general counsel and corporate secretary for Fannie Mae. She held this position until September of 2008, when she resigned after the troubled giant was taken over by the government, giving her more time to spend with her troubled giant at home.

The success of Fannie Mae in assisting low income borrowers to obtain mortgages and keep their houses during the economic downturn is unclear. It has, however, been fantastically successful in helping many wealthy people obtain mortgages, and, you know, that's something.

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Race for the White House/1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Continuing in the Gregory tradition of following on the heels of even bigger douchebags, Gregory became host of a program that replaced Tucker Carlson's show. The new show was called "Race for the White House" and featured a small, rotating cast of establishment conventional wisdom stooges who would come on and parrot unoriginal Washington groupthink. The show's name later changed to "1600 Pennsylvania Avenue." Sadly, the content stayed the same.

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[DainBramaged]

1. Good, I hope someone from Keith's team lets him know

(small quiet mousy looking girl walks up to Gregory) Mr. Gregory, hi I'm (fill in the blank) an assistant to Mr. Olbermann, Mr. Olbermann wants you to know you have made the list on Dickipedia, thank you.


Gregory throws his coffee across the room while small woman smiles approvingly.

[nc4bo]

2. Excellent description and bio of David "The Turd" Gregory. nt

[navarth]

3. shouldn't conflate David Gregory with Dick Gregory.....

I know you probably didn't mean it that way but....

David Gregory = asshole

Dick Gregory = hero of the people

BIG difference. I'm just sayin'.

[nc4bo]

7. I definitely meant David, Dick is good peoples. Typing typo while distracted.

gonna fix that now, if it's not too late.

Too much dicking on that page.

[navarth]

8. LOL. no problems

[Cirque du So-What]

4. Some talented contributors at Dickipedia

I heartily recommend the following entry on Turd Rove:

http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Karl_Rove

Note that I declined to use his proper name - Turd Blossom - seeing that the bloom has long since departed that turd.

[Joanne98]

5. I didn't know there was a dickipedia. COOL!

[Joanne98]

6. LOL Ann Coulter......

Early years

Coulter was born in New York City and raised in Connecticut by an upper middle class family. Her father, John Vincent, was an FBI agent turned union-buster who enjoyed shooting squirrels in his backyard. According to a column Coulter wrote upon this dick’s death on January 4, 2008, he was “very funny.” She concluded her tribute, “Now Daddy is with Joe McCarthy and Ronald Reagan. I hope they stop laughing about the Reds long enough to talk to God about smiting some liberals for me.” Unfortunately for John Vincent Coulter, based on whom he’s hanging out with, it sounds like he’s in hell.