The Doctor.
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Wed Mar-21-07 08:29 PM
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Been having some with this, you should try it too! |
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For the third time this week I've walked into a bookstore, approached the first available floor assistant, and, with and absolutely straight face, asked them;
"Do you have any good books by Anne Coulter?"
In all three cases, the employees broke professional demeanor.
I worked in a Bookstore many years ago, and no matter what I thought of the author being sought, I took the request seriously. Bookstore employees understand that customer service trumps personal views, but even these retail professionals could not control their responses. Two of them, college-age girls, nearly burst out laughing, one older gentleman looked at me like my head was on upside-down and asked me to repeat the question.
Now, I live in a very 'Blue' state, so I would urge caution in other places. But I can say that after I let up the act, many patrons were also entertained.
(I think next time I'll really lay it on.) ;)
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Wed Mar-21-07 09:27 PM
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1. "GOOD books by Ann Coulter???" |
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"...You said, do we have any good books by Ann Coulter??" :rofl:
I'm sorry, that question just reminded me of a joke on SCTV once where people were trying to guess the identity of a man who claimed to be "a popular Canadian actor."
"You say you're a popular Canadian actor?"
"Yes, I am."
"So...you're a Canadian actor? And you're popular?"
"Yes."
"Hmm...I have no idea."
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The Doctor.
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Wed Mar-21-07 10:18 PM
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2. It's excellent entertainment |
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-for the social extrovert.
If you are so inclined, give it a try. I hit three out of three, but I won't guarantee results.
The next time I try it I might actually feign offense, put their feet to the fire for a minute or so, then let them of the hook. Hopefully I'll get a crowd.
:smoke:
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