El Fuego
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Wed Dec-24-08 01:34 PM
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Extraordinary rendition – A legitimate tactic in the War on Christmas? |
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The U.S. Constitution is a quaint document which as served its purpose well, but in this new dangerous new era – an unprecedented time where sugarplum fairies and nativity scenes threaten our very existence - a more pragmatic approach is in order.
Case in point:
At this moment, Santa and his terrorist elves have ensconced themselves at Macy’s, where remarkably, they enjoy the same constitution freedoms and protections as you or I.
The plan? A midnight commando raid into Macy’s to capture Santa et al. -- and then to covertly transport them to Gimbels. Why? Because the effete latte-drinking pinot-sipping policies they have at Macy’s are meaningless at Gimbels.
Gimbels doesn’t have any whiny pussy liberal hangups about torture.
The Fat Dude will talk.
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Idealism
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Wed Dec-24-08 01:35 PM
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1. Usually the CIA would go after the mid-level elves first |
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Leave the Fat Man for later.
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El Fuego
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Wed Dec-24-08 01:43 PM
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2. And he knows when we're sleeping and when we're awake. |
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This weaponized clairvoyance creates major challenges for intelligence ops.
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Wed Dec-24-08 02:02 PM
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3. I can do an extraordinary rendition of "Good King Wenceslas" - some people call it torture |
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but the UN hasn't ruled on it yet.
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Tue Apr 30th 2024, 06:42 PM
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