George Bush Is No George Bailey!

[BLUSH]

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

1. It'd be funny if it wasn't true.

[glennont]

2. Compromises will have to be made

Compromises will have to be made, my god can’t you see that Aileen!

If I wasn’t so human I’d be president
Hopeful at Christmas, pious at Lent
I don’t have the money or maybe I would
And way deep inside I know that I should

I need yes men around me ass kissers too
And it’s not my fault that I’m better than you
I have special knowledge, insight and views
Always keep up with what’s in the news

I don’t think I told you I’m sensitive too
But to hurt you poor people is so hard to do
I’d ponder and prattle and pontificate
‘Bout this and ‘bout that and why it can’t wait

It’s not that I want to it’s just what I’d do
After all can’t you see I’d be working for you
I know you all know I was born to this job
I always look good I’m never a slob

I’m really not smarter than all you out there
It’s just that I’m slick and I got better hair
If it wasn’t for money and lack of support
My record and photos and the fact that I’m short

I’d take all you people to a much better place
A shine on your shoes and a smile on your face
Real cheap gas and bubbles galore
And when one would burst they’d always be more

So I’d get more cash back in your pants
Stoking the raves and silencing rants
After all you can’t tell me what to do
I’m the president goddamit I work for you

Maybe hangings not torture would turn this around
Or maybe I’d burn the banks to the ground
Maybe I’m crazy but I’d know what to do
Steal from the rich and give it to you

[DJ13]

3. He's more like Beetle Bailey

[BLUSH]

5. prefer beetle George

[Uncle Joe]

4. Dick Cheney is Old Man Potter and George Bush is Potter's butler.

Thanks for the reminder, BLUSH, this comes on tonight.

[BLUSH]

6. Bush thinks he's Colonel Potter

but he's really Frank Burns!

:)