rurallib
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Tue Jan-06-09 09:56 AM
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BTW - who won this year's 'War On Christmas?' |
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What with all this economy news, I can't seem to find the important stuff. I know there was a major skirmish near Seattle. Were any killed? Any POW? Did General O'Reilly lead his trrops to victory?
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Tue Jan-06-09 09:59 AM
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1. It broke about 50-50, I think. |
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Several more plates of the 10 Commandments went up, but several Bibles were burned in bonfires by secular humanist.
We could be in this thing for YEARS.
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Tue Jan-06-09 10:03 AM
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2. The white supremacists who came up with this cockamamie idea in the first place? |
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IIRC, one of them was a former Forbes editor who went off the deep end, bless his Aryan heart.
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rurallib
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Tue Jan-06-09 10:04 AM
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3. Jesus was white you know |
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Tue Jan-06-09 10:36 AM
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5. With blond hair, blue eyes, and no sense of rhythm |
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Tue Jan-06-09 10:23 AM
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Tue Jan-06-09 10:38 AM
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6. In the Christmas Bowl... |
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The Uber-Christians broke into early lead with some heavy shopping, but the Fightin' Festivus team fought back with Feats of Strength.
The Uber-Christians had to curtail their big-ticket shopping, but the Festivians lost a lot of team unity with the Airing of Grievances.
Score at the gun... A Christmas bust at the retail level.
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Tue Jan-06-09 11:12 AM
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7. Don't forget the Pagans |
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We solsticed the hell out of them.
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Tue Jan-06-09 11:19 AM
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8. The Church of Stop Shopping with Reverend Billy |
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Tue Jan-06-09 12:56 PM
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9. The Great Depression of 2009. |
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