samplegirl
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Tue Jan-06-09 01:05 PM
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You might be a Wasilla Republican if........... |
MajorChode
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Tue Jan-06-09 01:13 PM
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1. ,,,,,you dump your girlfriend |
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...after finding out she's pregnant, then hook back up with her after you find out her mom is nominated for VP.
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Tue Jan-06-09 01:14 PM
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2. so now Levi is an unemployed High School drop out |
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Tue Jan-06-09 01:15 PM
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3. If you like to sit around and shoot shit. |
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Tue Jan-06-09 01:16 PM
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6. prolly helps out his maw with her job. |
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as any good republican son would.
with all this time on his hands, he can probably marry bristol, doncha think?
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Tue Jan-06-09 01:15 PM
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4. You use crystal meth much more often than you use toothpaste. |
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Tue Jan-06-09 01:16 PM
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5. Ladies and Gentlemen, the FUTURE of the Republican party...tip your waitress and try the veal. |
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Both horribly hilarious and frightening if it succeeds.
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Tue Jan-06-09 01:23 PM
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7. if you like the name Tripp as much as |
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Tue Jan-06-09 01:23 PM
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8. If your idea of a Good Time... |
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Is to take Oxy and drool on yourself.
Which, I believe, speaks volumes about repuke politics as a whole.
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Tue Jan-06-09 01:32 PM
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If you think that Bristol getting knocked up and having her baby is a blessed event, but if anyone else gets pregnant then she and the baby (once said baby is born) should go off and you know what themselves.
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Tue Jan-06-09 01:41 PM
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10. You get the Govs' daughter in the family way,,, |
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and you get a free airplane ride out of Alaska, free hotel with late night hanky, free food, new duds, photo ops, get to shake hands with a really old guy who is a Senater?, INSTEAD of getting yur ass kicked all over the North Slope by the Govs' husband!!!!
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Tue Jan-06-09 02:01 PM
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11. Your mom doesn't take the meth needle out of her arm |
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before she tells the state trooper to kiss her ass.
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