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Mon Jan-12-09 11:43 AM
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So what was the shrub's missed true calling? |
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Plainly administration is not GWB's natural gift, which to my mind begs the question: at what would he have been gifted? What was his true vocation whose call he should have heeded? Public lavatory cleaner? Psycho killer? Professional crack head? Post your suggestions!
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Mon Jan-12-09 11:44 AM
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1. Commissioner of baseball. Which is what he WILL do after the... |
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Mon Jan-12-09 11:47 AM
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Yeah, baseball has definitely had its day. |
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Time for the most successful failure ever to bring it down.
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Mon Jan-12-09 12:32 PM
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25. After destroying the office of the American Presidency for dinner, destroy its pastime for dessert. |
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Mon Jan-12-09 11:44 AM
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2. Slimey used car salesman. |
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Mon Jan-12-09 11:45 AM
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3. He found it. Crime. He's very successful at it, like many sociopaths. |
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I just wish he'd have chosen a different area of crime to specialize in.
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Mon Jan-12-09 11:46 AM
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Mon Jan-12-09 11:47 AM
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5. Professional frat boy drunk n/t |
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Mon Jan-12-09 02:40 PM
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57. Yep. Drunk trust fund kid. nt |
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Mon Jan-12-09 11:47 AM
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6. cocaine induced stroke or liver failure |
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Anything less is not good enough
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Mon Jan-12-09 12:09 PM
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16. Dammit, you beat me to it. |
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Mon Jan-12-09 12:19 PM
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21. There's still time for me to delete it. |
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Mon Jan-12-09 12:32 PM
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I'm starting to think that the more votes for "town drunk" the better.
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Mon Jan-12-09 12:54 PM
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34. Under the circumstances, I'm happy to share. |
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Mon Jan-12-09 12:40 PM
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31. Here's another vote for "town drunk". n/t |
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Mon Jan-12-09 11:47 AM
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Mon Jan-12-09 11:49 AM
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9. Yes man at a car dealership |
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He's the nitwit son in law kept to glad hand all the prospective suckers but somebody else has to seal the deal because he always fucks up the paperwork.
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Mon Jan-12-09 11:50 AM
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10. the only thing he was ever good at was being a falling down drunk frat boy |
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Mon Jan-12-09 11:55 AM
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The world would have been a better place...
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Mon Jan-12-09 12:02 PM
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Poster boy for why abortion needs to remain legal! Bravo! :applause:
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Mon Jan-12-09 11:59 AM
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12. Toxic waste inspector .............. naked, with only his brain for guidance. n/t |
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Mon Jan-12-09 12:08 PM
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14. I keep thinking of the Monty Python skit... |
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... in which Ken Shabby (Michael Palin) is being grilled by his girlfriend's father (Graham Chapman) about his profession and he explains that he's a public lavatory cleaner, but it does have promotion potential: in five years, they give him a brush.
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Mon Jan-12-09 12:17 PM
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Edited on Mon Jan-12-09 12:19 PM by polly7
eta: maybe in five years they can send him over to Irag with a skimmer and a plastic bag for all those polluted rivers.
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Mon Jan-12-09 12:11 PM
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17. Big juicy, noisy, fart |
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the added benefit to this being that within ten minutes he's gone...
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Mon Jan-12-09 12:32 PM
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27. Ten minutes? You haven't met my brother-in-law. |
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His farts are toxic for hours...
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Mon Jan-12-09 02:13 PM
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49. Sorry to hear that...maybe this would help... |
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Mon Jan-12-09 12:12 PM
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18. ineffectual despot? n/t |
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Mon Jan-12-09 12:17 PM
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20. Low-Level Mafia Bag Man |
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... he seems to have enough of the 'affable' quality that street-criminals need to make their collections, and he's also psycho enough to chop someone's fingers off without a second though when the need arises.
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Mon Jan-12-09 12:35 PM
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29. I know plenty of used car salesmen. And you insult them by comparing them to bu$h. |
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x( None of them are sociopaths/narcissistic pathological liars!
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Mon Jan-12-09 12:55 PM
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36. Apologies to honest used car salesman |
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However, Bush would be a slimeball used car salesman. He would lie about every fact about the car. I'm assuming your friends are the honest types.
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Mon Jan-12-09 12:37 PM
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30. The one he's been successful at. Shoe salesman. |
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Mon Jan-12-09 12:46 PM
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33. There seems to be strong support for this career... |
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Perhaps we should send him our recommendation. Dallas wouldn't be a bad place to be a town drunk, either - relatively warm winters for when you're sleeping it off under a bridge.
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Mon Jan-12-09 12:54 PM
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35. Bush's true calling... only 6 words needed |
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Do you want fries with that?
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Mon Jan-12-09 01:45 PM
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43. That's been my dream too |
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Mon Jan-12-09 01:41 PM
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38. If he hadnt been born rich, he would be pushing shopping carts |
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in from the parking lot in the rain at WallyWorld. And that is disrespectful of those who do, so I apologize now.
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he seems to have surrounded himself with assholes for years.
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honey wagon = used in the emptying of septic systems, in case anyone didn't already know that :-)
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51. He'll fail at that too, though it wasn't due to a lack of enthusiasm. |
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Mon Jan-12-09 02:44 PM
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59. That takes skill and endurance |
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So that's not going to work out well.
However, as the fluffer's gofer, he stands a chance.
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Mon Jan-12-09 04:53 PM
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66. Still needs supervision. |
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If he were another man's son, that's where he would have been all along.
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Mon Jan-12-09 01:57 PM
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46. Baseball commissioner. n/t |
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Mon Jan-12-09 02:08 PM
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47. part time janitor in a telephone booth |
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Mon Jan-12-09 02:14 PM
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50. Asst Manager at Rite-Aid |
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He would have been Manager, but they can't trust him with the keys.
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Mon Jan-12-09 02:30 PM
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53. Oh, let's give him his due--president of local Rotary Club. |
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He could host store openings, wear funny hats while reading words written by others.
Maybe he could do sports, just so long as he doesn't have to do any real reporting, but stay on TV.
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Mon Jan-12-09 02:38 PM
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56. Anything profiled on "Dirty Jobs" would do. n/t |
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Mon Jan-12-09 04:05 PM
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62. He could have been a successful insurance agent or some such |
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probably president of the Rotary Club in his spare time. Unfortunately for him and us, his name and connections launched him into higher strata than he was capable of functioning in.
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Mon Jan-12-09 04:12 PM
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63. A bad example/warning to others... |
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Mon Jan-12-09 04:36 PM
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64. I can picture him with a late night infomercial... |
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Yeah, I use Extenze...and yeah, dude, it's bigger.
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65. Fluffer for people about to make far right wing political commercials |
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67. The only government job bush could really do would be... |
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