Gays, Your Secret Is Out - You Want To Serve In the Military For teh Sex. It's OBVIOUS.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

http://www.northstarwriters.com/gl060.htm

January 16, 2009
Why Do Homosexuals Want to Serve in the Military? For Sex, Of Course
By, Gregory D. Lee

"...you need to understand that homosexuals predominantly want to serve in the military in order to have access to people their own age with whom to engage in sex. It’s just that simple. It’s all about sex, and not about serving the nation"

Over at FR --- this is what they are saying.... ------------> http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2165790/posts

[Maven]

1. Yeah, getting shot at in Iraq is so HOT

OMG! Our secret is out!

:yoiks:

[JackBeck]

20. I see you finally received the copy of

"Shaving Ryan's Privates" I sent you last week.

:evilgrin:

[Maven]

26. Oh Jack

you know just what I like!

:loveya: :pals:

[Occam Bandage]

2. He has his finger on the hard, throbbing pulse of the gay community.

Really, if a gay man wants to have sex, the best way to get some ass is to head down to the local recruiter, go through boot camp, get shipped off to Iraq, find another gay guy without letting anyone know that you yourself are gay, and then have hot, sweaty, 110-degree-in-the-shade post-traumatic-stress-disorder sex.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

5. Exactly!

It's obvious. :rofl:

[BattyDem]

3. "access to people their own age with whom to engage in sex"

Because the military is the only place they can have that?!? :shrug:

If we follow that logic, then the only reason women join the military is to find a husband! :eyes:

[Occam Bandage]

7. That's the only reason women do anything from join health clubs to apply to college, after all.

This is your correspondent, Occam Bandage, reporting live from 1954.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

8. Didn't you know

that all the women in the military are LESBIANS!!!!!

[Cronus Protagonist]

16. Doesn't account for the easy access to hot young soldier ass around EVERY base

It seems to me that the local population has more access to soldier c and a than the soldiers themselves since they don't tend to stay on base when on leave. SO why sign up when you can get more military cock working as a waiter in the local Denny's?

[QueenOfCalifornia]

29. Oh, Captain Butler

How you talk!

I think I'm getting a case of the vapors.

[BR_Parkway]

23. As opposed to the Republican version? Underaged pages, bathroom

encounters, diapering prostitutes.....

That being said, there's probably a ton of posters over there who really do think women join the military to find a husband.

[Terran]

4. GOD DAMN IT

I've made a huge mistake. I'm only 49, can I still join up?

[Solly Mack]

6. His filament is fried

[Occam Bandage]

9. The FR thread is very interesting.

About half of them seem insistent that gays are just trying to destroy the military because they hate honor and American power. The other half are more reasonable. Some suggest that hate crimes against gay soldiers are the solution. Others insist "It’s this kind of cr*p that costs Repubs elections."

Then there's this, in reply to someone who brings up pedophile priests: please there is a BIG difference between fags and pedophiles. . Not often you see that.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

10. Yes...

I tiptoed through the FR and saw some actual thought process - But then there is always a gem lke this:

To: NinoFan
Then why'd they lawyer up and try to kick the doors in at the Boy Scouts USA? They wanted the boys, period.
11 posted on January 16, 2009 8:24:12 AM PST by lentulusgracchus ("Whatever." -- sinkspur)
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[LibertyLover]

19. You know - it was such an odd experience to see FReepers

actually thinking for a change. Usually they are such "I agree with what DemsAreEvilAndLiveInHell said." types. I was amazed to see that someone not only got the concept of homosexuality versus pedophila but corrected a fellow FReeper. What is the world coming to? Has anyone checked RaptureReady to see if this could be a sign of the approaching Rapture? Prehaps a few of the women might want to get their hair and nails done just in case.

[Sebastian Doyle]

11. It's all the Village People's fault.

They made the Navy look like a big floating disco, for fucks sake!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw

[QueenOfCalifornia]

13. You mean

the Navy isn't a big, floating disco? Ohhhh nose!

I guess that means I don't get my pony again this year for my birthday.

[Stevenmarc]

12. One word ... Tailhook

[dmallind]

14. Ermm.... Craig's List isn't a multi-year commitment on subsistence income

And works just fine for that purpose.

[TahitiNut]

15. "This is my rifle. This is my gun. This is for fighting. This is for fun."

:rofl:

What a novel and unique motive!! After all, NOBODY ever joined the military because it was "sexy." Naww. Nobody has EVER thought wearing a uniform was a good way to get laid. Nope.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

18. That sort of

says it all.

Thank you for summing it up.

Again.

:)

[Flubadubya]

17. This is a riot, LOL!!!

"Could the Army stop a homosexual transvestite soldier from wearing a female soldier’s uniform while on duty?"

Well, they couldn't stop Klinger in M.A.S.H., could they? :rofl:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

21. I'm telling you

it's like they get into som fundee time machine and get trapped in between time and reason. idiots. :rofl:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

22. Oops

dupe.

diddy

doop

doop

[QC]

24. Curses! Foiled again! n/t

[Juneboarder]

25. Definitely has a finger up his ass!! nt

[DCKit]

27. The FReepers continually demonstrate their obsession with teh gay...

and every damn week yet another self-hating closet case is outed in some depraved way.

Just burst out of the closet already you raging 'mos!

BTW, I HIGHLY recommend the Navy. Good times.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

28. I think it was

Winston Churchill who said:
"Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash." :eyes: