Martin Eden
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Fri Jan-16-09 10:00 PM
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I was inspired to write this after reading Plaid Adder's Hallmark greeting poem
I'd tell you to go fuck yourself But that is much too kind Because if you could perform that feat You'd pleasure your behind
I'd like to say eat shit and die But you deserve much more You should feel all the grief and pain Of your misbegotten war
Though I can never make you feel Or think or understand I'll take solace when you hear your name Cursed throughout the land
From inside a lonely prison cell Stark and grim and cold While every day you pay for your crimes Till you're sick, heartbroken, and old
And when you finally leave the earth You fucked over oh so well If there is a God and afterlife You're going straight hell
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Fri Jan-16-09 10:05 PM
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Martin Eden
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Fri Jan-16-09 10:07 PM
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2. First you'd have to explain |
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Fri Jan-16-09 10:07 PM
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Fri Jan-16-09 10:08 PM
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4. He might have an idea if you said "interpert"... |
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Fri Jan-16-09 10:22 PM
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7. You're on to something there... |
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Fri Jan-16-09 10:14 PM
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5. "interpret my silence" |
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Fri Jan-16-09 10:16 PM
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Martin Eden
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Sat Jan-17-09 01:37 PM
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8. That just might turn him on |
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It would be a challenge to insult that moron.
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