How perfect is this? Cheney in wheelchair for inauguration.

[bushmeister0]

Supposedly he hurt his back.

AP:

"White House press secretary Dana Perino said Cheney was helping to move into his new home outside Washington in McLean, Va., when he injured his back.

His doctor recommended that he needed a wheelchair for the next couple of days.
Perino said that Cheney is OK otherwise."

http://news.aol.com/main/inauguration/article/cheney-in-wheelchair-for-inauguration/311459

Yeah right, pulled muscle. Umm humm . . . Him and Addington doing it one final time on W.s desk.

[Wapsie B]

1. I'd prefer handcuffs, leg irons and an orange jump suit personally,

but that's just me.

[AsahinaKimi]

10. I will second that...

One can only hope for the right thing to be done.

[MiniMe]

2. Hope they check his wheelchair for weapons

[skorpo]

5. That was my 1st thought . n/t

[Virginia Dare]

13. Thoughts of going out in a blaze of glory?

I can see him having an Eastwoodian "Go ahead and make my day" moment.

[djg21]

3. Only perfect . . .

it he is in leg-irons and chained to his wheelchair.

Wheelchair first; prison cell after.

Enough of this "looking forward" nonsense. He and W should be held accountable.

[Kolesar]

4. Hope he doesn't die before we force him to testify

No "Ken Lay, easy way out", either.

[grannie4peace]

6. he was trying to sneak all those missing emails out

[undeterred]

7. Who knew evildoing was so hard on the back?

[baldguy]

8. I was thinking more like...

He hurt his back - like he was "moving boxes".

[bushmeister0]

11. If Mr. Potter was a Cheney cyborg?

[baldguy]

14. That's Dick without his Sith mask.

[Virginia Dare]

9. Did Dicky trip on a pretzel perhaps?

How appropriate that they bullshit us one more time. I can't think of anybody who will be missed less than Darth Cheney.

[patrice]

12. They've been calling on the sympathy vote for at least a year now, something about

this intelligent, strong, young man showing up and embarassing them.

[DCKit]

15. Lookin' for sympathy.

Sorry Dick, you could be in an iron lung, and we'd still want to see you on the dock at the Hague.

On edit:

It didn't work for Pinochet, it's certainly not going to work for you.

[ogneopasno]

16. A dig at people with disabilities AND gay people in one post...one more and youda had the trifecta.

[Poiuyt]

17. Where's Richard Widmark when you need him?