A man goes to the White House and asks to see President Bush.

[Dukkha]

The Marine on duty tells the guy that Bush isn't President anymore, he no longer lives at the White House. The man goes away.

The next day the man comes back to the White House and asks to see President Bush. The Marine on duty again tells him that Bush is not President anymore, he no longer lives at the White House. The man goes away.

The next day, he comes back again, and again the same Marine is on duty.

The man asks to see President Bush, and the Marine, his patience worn out, says, "Why do you keep coming here asking for him? Bush is not president anymore!!!"

The man smiles and says, "I know, I just like hearing it."

[treestar]

1. Don't forget the last line!

The marine clicks his heels and says: See you tomorrow

[Coexist]

2. that just doesn't get old.

[bsiebs]

3. Bah ha ha...

Thanks for that .. i will use that one a few times over the next week

peace

[SharonRB]

4. How come the last time he asks for Clinton instead of Bush?

[Kashka-Kat]

5. I think he updated it for 2009 and forgot to change one Clinton- an old 2000 joke

[Dukkha]

6. updated