chimpie lands in Midland, traveling to address crowd

[NMDemDist2]

www.welcomehomebush.com

:puke:

[AspenRose]

1. What the hell does he have to say?

And why would anyone care?

[Wildewolfe]

2. heh... Service unavailable

[FightingIrish]

4. That pretty much describes the last 8 years

[Tangerine LaBamba]

5. Oh, that's so damn perfect!!!

Story of his eight years in DC: "Service Unavailable."

The universe certainly is showing its sense of humor these last couple of days, isn't it?

[The_Casual_Observer]

3. Put the bastard under house arrest.

[Ichingcarpenter]

6. Service Unavailable

The site must have gone awol just like chimpy.

[mdavies013]

7. I would like to thank the four of you who attended my press conference...wait where are your shoes..

I hope it goes something like that.

[Stevenmarc]

8. All 3 of them

[Stinky The Clown]

9. Oh Kerist ... I log on and I get the tail end of Lee Fucking Greenwood

Bleck

[DesertRat]

10. Hope someone throws a shoe!

:mad:

[johnnie]

11. Live shot of the gathering crowd

[AsahinaKimi]

15. what is that round thing in the middle of the table?

A fire alarm??

[bain_sidhe]

12. So?

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

13. Will he set his farts on fire and then fly above the crowd on his own jet power?

He'd have to do something really unusual for me to give a shit about what he does from now on.

[spanone]

14. y a w n - i'm already so over his sorry ass

[Nickster]

16. OMG, what a joke. He just said how he took care of things so future generations didn't have to!