Did Cheney Pull A Groin Muscle or Hurt His Back?

[Uncle Joe]

At first the corporate media reported Cheney pulled a groin muscle and I was looking forward to making a post here regarding all the corporate groin muscles, he had pulled over the past eight years and to only need a wheel chair at the very end spoke volumes as to his stamina.

Later in the day, they would report Cheney had hurt his back.

[NJmaverick]

1. He hurt his back trying to remove the man size safe from his

former office

[Catshrink]

13. Or a man-sized shredding machine. Or a wood chipper for the whistleblowers.

[BurtWorm]

2. He's actually been dead for a the last eight years.

Undead, that is.

[baldguy]

3. He finally had that soulectomy he'd been putting off.

He'd been irritating it too much over the last 8 yrs, and since it was just a vestigial organ anyway he decided to have it removed.

[droidamus2]

4. No..

He hurt himself trying to pull his head out of his ass!!!!

[YOY]

5. Other: Last night out with the executive whores.

Before he liquidates them.

[emlev]

6. Trying to have sex in remaining rooms of the white house before leaving. n/t

[kwassa]

7. He finally actually became Dr. Strangelove

[demgurl]

8. I think he pulled his back....

carrying heavy boxes of documents that needed to be shredded in the final hours.

[agentS]

9. I heard he hurt himself lifting his guns

Getting ready to leave and shoot John Yoo for screwing up the torture memos, Darth Cheney pulled his groin muscles because he doesn't have the strength to lift his shotgun anymore.

[malaise]

10. Cheney? Who is he?

Oh that has been war criminal. :D :D

[4lbs]

11. Other: Cheney wouldn't stand for a black man becoming President.

n/t

[Jack_DeLeon]

12. pretty much...

n/t

[hamsterjill]

14. Attention Whore

I think that's right. And I bet he thought he'd win some sympathy by being in a wheelchair.

But most people didn't even notice him!!

[kenny blankenship]

15. The floor can get real slippery when you have a ton of last minute waterboarding to do

I told him he should put up a safety rail and lay down non-skid surfaces...

'Course he didn't listen and so look at him now. He can't waterboard OR jack off.

[ThomWV]

16. Maybe he hurt his back while pulling his groin muscle

[baldguy]

17. .

[Missy Vixen]

18. My money is on "much more ill than we have been led to believe"

A man with five previous heart attacks and a surgically-implanted defibrillator is "moving boxes"? BS.

Julie