Obama plans to ban mothers, apple pie and fluttering flags

[Taverner]

Flags can still wave, just not fluter

:P

[wryter2000]

1. Have you had your mandatory abortion yet, comrade?

No excuses just because you're a man.

[BattyDem]

3. I'll be getting mine right after my gay marriage.

Damn! So much to do ...

[Taverner]

4. But remember, you have burn at least 3 flags every day

After prayers to Mecca, and a public reading of The God Delusion

[BattyDem]

6. Three? I thought it was only two. Thanks for the info!

You just saved me from a long detention. :hi:

[lapfog_1]

5. Better turn in your guns first... there is an established order to these things! - n/t

[wryter2000]

11. You have it easy

We athiests have to ruin the whole culture. I don't know which to put first in the vending machines at the local kindergarten -- porn mags or Jim Beam. Decisions, decisions.

[LiberalEsto]

16. Don't forget Morning After Pills

With kindergarteners, you never know

[wryter2000]

19. Damn!

The explicit sex ed has to come first so the little tykes know how to get each other preggers. Thanks for reminding me.

[BattyDem]

20. You could wrap a bottle of Jim Beam in a porn mag

Two for the price of one! :D

[LiberalHeart]

2. The only part that bugs me is the baseball ban.

[Radical Activist]

21. I heard the White Sox will be the only MLB team allowed to play.

They'll be available to take on amateur picnic and workplace teams.

[madrchsod]

23. gooo you white sox!

[polmaven]

27. Then I guess we know

who will be the World Serious winners every year.

[meegbear]

7. But when is he going to nullify the Constitution ...

and indoctrinate the country into collectives?

[foxfeet]

8. Is there some form to nominate the first mothers to go?

'Cause I've got some suggestions.

[louis-t]

13. Haaaa!!!

[devilgrrl]

9. He's going to jail Cubs fans!!!!!!!!

:sarcasm:

[Taverner]

15. No - more of a repatriation plan to other teams

[madrchsod]

24. no.... he`s going to sell them to decatur il

[TomClash]

26. They already in hell

Jail would be an improvement.

[Road Scholar]

10. When do the Marxist classes start?

[wryter2000]

12. Psssst...that's re-education centers

Get the lingo down if you want to fit in.

[meegbear]

14. Looks like someone gonna be at the low end of the collective totem pole

[BattyDem]

17. Which day has been set aside to worship Michael Moore?

I'm hoping it's Monday because it starts with an M and his name starts with an M ... it will make it very easy to remember.

[Brewman_Jax]

18. Flag pins, too?

and flags on sports uniforms and helmets and the like?

[polmaven]

28. Uh oh...

Whats gonna happen to the Patriots??? Are they gonna hafta rename to the Unpatriots? :shrug:

[madrchsod]

22. i knew it.....he`s an arab muslim commie

[damntexdem]

25. Ban mothers? Why he's invited one and brought another into the White House.

And he never disses pie.

Further, he even wore a flag pin yesterday. Of course, it didn't flutter.