Obama isn't president yet,and I can prove it.

[Hugabear]

He didn't give the secret handshake handed down by the Freemasons and the Knights Templar.

[Wapsie B]

1. He hasn't met with the Trilateral Commission yet has he?

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

3. There were rumors though that he met with the Bilderbergs......

;)

[leftstreet]

2. He hasn't been to Area 51 n/t

[Hugabear]

4. President Whitmore is the only president who's been to Area 51

And that was only because of the alien invasion, he had to go there.

[Jawja]

7. And he's met with the Lizard

people.

[TWiley]

5. Roberts tossed the radical right a HUGE BONE by fucking that up

You have no idea what could become of it. You may have noticed that NONE of the joint chiefs stood with Mr. Obama last night to view the parade. They just wandered in and saluted their troops and immediately left.

Kennedy had a tense relationship with the military. He fired CIA director Dullas when the Southe Vietnamese president was murdered while in their protection. A photo of CIA agents holding rifles next to his body in a ditch was discovered. Soon Kennedy was dead, and guess who filtered ALL the information released to the Warren Commission and the News Media? Richard Dulls. Like the airport in washington?

sheesh, get a clue or make fun of blind people or something else .....

[leeroysphitz]

6. He's only thirteen.

Due to an unfortunate accident involving a cursed tiki statue Obama and a 13 year old neighborhood kid traded bodies.

The accident happened back in may and Obama's advisers have been working furiously since then to cover it up.

Obama (or Timmy as he now must be called) has spent every dime of the meager allowance he receives from his new "parents" on consultations with various priests, rabbis, psychics, voodoo priests, witch doctors, baptist ministers and Dr. Phill trying to lift the curse, return to his own body and take his rightful place as president.

I know many of you may be frightened by the prospect of having a thirteen year old boy serving in the most powerful office on the planet but after the last eight years how could things get any worse?