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Postman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-09 04:47 PM
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I lost my boss's company 5 Billion dollars last year so I'm going to ask for a bonus check....
Why not? Seems to be the MO these days.....
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NC_Nurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-09 04:50 PM
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1. Sounds reasonable in this bizarro world of late.
I'm so pissed about those fucking bonuses I could scream. Selfish assholes.
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Enrique Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-09 04:51 PM
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2. heckuva job, Postie
:toast:
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Zenlitened Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-09 04:54 PM
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3. He'd better give you a retention bonus, too, because...

... talent like that is in big demand in today's job market!

One wrong word from your boss, and you might walk out the door and right into a cushy new gig. Easy!

:D

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4 t 4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-09 05:00 PM
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4. Only 5 ? oh well you should still
get a nice little bonus maybe only a million or two
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-09 05:18 PM
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5. It had better be a million dollars or more bonus. Otherwise, why bother. nt
Edited on Sat Jan-31-09 05:18 PM by valerief
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-09 06:26 PM
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6. Well if you had save the company that kind of money they most likely
would have fired you.

Nothing makes sense anymore.
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spindrifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-09 06:42 PM
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7. Hey, ask for one for us, too!
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