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Mon Mar-26-07 08:43 PM
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Some would say that you're all assholes |
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and it's been said that you all are jealous of George Bush's many successes
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Mon Mar-26-07 08:44 PM
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1. I could never equal George Bush's many successes |
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At fucking up everything from the forest service to the world...
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Mon Mar-26-07 08:45 PM
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And some of us are indeed, threadjacking assholes.
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Mon Mar-26-07 08:46 PM
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it's been said that CatWoman has been missing you!! :hi:
:loveya:
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Mon Mar-26-07 08:48 PM
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12. Some say you're my little sister |
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Some of us aren't right in our heads. :loveya:
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Mon Mar-26-07 08:46 PM
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7. Holy shit! A ZW sighting! |
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assholery brings out all the best people
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Mon Mar-26-07 08:47 PM
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Mon Mar-26-07 08:49 PM
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15. No one will believe you |
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I will in fact, deny that you spotted me. :P
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Mon Mar-26-07 08:59 PM
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31. HA! I made a plaster cast of your footprint |
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AND I have film of you skulking in the woods near DU. :hi:
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Mon Mar-26-07 09:03 PM
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I pooped behind one of those trees. :evilgrin:
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Mon Mar-26-07 09:26 PM
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Mon Mar-26-07 09:31 PM
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48. With pan-chromatic resonance |
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Mon Mar-26-07 08:45 PM
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:hangover: walking away in shame :blush:
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Mon Mar-26-07 08:45 PM
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4. It has been reported that you're full of balony. . |
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and conventional wisdom agrees...
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Mon Mar-26-07 08:48 PM
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11. and some say people who don't know how baloney is spelled |
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Mon Mar-26-07 08:52 PM
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Mon Mar-26-07 08:52 PM
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19. which is why I had nothing to say |
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Mon Mar-26-07 08:55 PM
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Mon Mar-26-07 09:34 PM
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49. My baloney has a first name |
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it's A-L-ber-tee-oh My baloney has a second name it's I Know Where You Are I love to screw you every day And if you ask me why, I'll say There's nothing better in your butt than b-o-l-o-g-n-a
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Mon Mar-26-07 08:46 PM
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I can only dream of aspiring to be the kind... |
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Edited on Mon Mar-26-07 08:47 PM by Kutjara
...of asshole that Bush is. He is the uberasshole, whose mastery of the complex art of assholery is so complete he makes it look simple. I am not worthy to gaze upon the glorious chocolate starfish that is Shrub.
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Mon Mar-26-07 08:46 PM
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5. If fucking up a steel ball with a rubber hammer is success... then they are right.. I'm jealous. -nt |
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Edited on Mon Mar-26-07 08:46 PM by MazeRat7
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Mon Mar-26-07 08:48 PM
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what a mental image!!
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Mon Mar-26-07 08:55 PM
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23. No, DAMMIT, not a steel ball, it's a fucking ANVIL! |
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Get yer metaphor shit together! :D :rofl: :D :rofl:
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Mon Mar-26-07 08:57 PM
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Mon Mar-26-07 09:16 PM
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42. Either way, this is one damn funny thread! |
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Mon Mar-26-07 09:25 PM
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45. My stepfather used to tell me that all the time. |
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I still don't know why ;)
-Hoot
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Mon Mar-26-07 09:55 PM
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58. So did you finally get your metaphor shit together? |
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Mon Mar-26-07 10:11 PM
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Edited on Mon Mar-26-07 10:12 PM by hootinholler
My shit is all in one sock.
I was agreeing to the anvil. :shrug:
-Hoot
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Tue Mar-27-07 09:41 AM
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63. Heh, I was just trying to be snarky...no offense! |
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Mon Mar-26-07 08:47 PM
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9. Jealous of what? I can speak the English language better than shrub. |
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Mon Mar-26-07 08:47 PM
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Edited on Mon Mar-26-07 08:48 PM by notsodumbhillbilly
you all believe he's successful because God talks to him.
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Mon Mar-26-07 08:49 PM
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14. Well its true that pretzel thingy was awesome, same with the gynecological statement, |
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and the bike accidents are choice, not to mention the 'mission accomplished' moment(sort of like announcing his first sexual encounter)the inability to open the door during a press conference, talking with world leaders with his mouth full of food....the list of successes just stretches on to infinity.
Can't wait for the inevitable gaff when the asshole leaves office.
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Mon Mar-26-07 08:58 PM
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29. "sort of like announcing his first sexual encounter . . ." |
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:spray:
(reaching for another cheap Chinese keyboard . . .)
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Mon Mar-26-07 08:51 PM
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16. errrmmmm, could you please tell me WHAT SUCCESSES |
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maybe then, if I knew what they were, I could agree or disagree.
:shrug:
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Mon Mar-26-07 08:52 PM
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18. Some would say you missed the point of this thread. |
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Mon Mar-26-07 08:54 PM
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Mon Mar-26-07 08:58 PM
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28. Some would say you missed the point of my post |
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:shrug:
should have included this :sarcasm:
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Mon Mar-26-07 08:53 PM
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Mon Mar-26-07 08:59 PM
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32. wer'e trying to out asshole one another |
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or did someone already say that?
:hi:
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Mon Mar-26-07 09:02 PM
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36. Jocularity, jocularity! |
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Mon Mar-26-07 09:05 PM
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40. You know what mamma always said |
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Edited on Mon Mar-26-07 09:06 PM by merh
it takes one to know one :hi:
of course that is to Katie ;)
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Mon Mar-26-07 08:55 PM
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24. Ooops. Some are on to me. |
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Mon Mar-26-07 08:56 PM
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25. No, Only Some Of Us Are Assholes |
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Edited on Mon Mar-26-07 08:58 PM by Beetwasher
The best of us! And damn proud of it! :evilgrin:
I have turds w/ more sucesses than Chimpy.
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Mon Mar-26-07 08:57 PM
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27. sure I envy dubya's "success...." |
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Edited on Mon Mar-26-07 08:58 PM by mike_c
I mean, the man has not done anything right in his entire life, he has fucked up EVERTHING he has ever touched, and yet he has spent his entire life in wealth and comfort. The rest of his life will be even more so.
On the other hand, I've worked my way from being a high school drop out and juvie to being well educated and a respected professional, and I can't afford to buy a home in my own community. By any rational measure I've done quite a bit with my life and been pretty successful, yet at almost 52 I still live month-to-month, more or less. I'll likely be homeless when I retire. There is something wrong with that picture.
Damn right I envy that POS.
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Mon Mar-26-07 09:01 PM
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. . . I KNOW you've got lots of true friends.
That POS has none.
:grouphug:
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Mon Mar-26-07 09:01 PM
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33. LOL! "some" might say..... |
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tells me right away the "some" is solely that person and his/her imaginary friend called "some".
Love your OP, it's perfect to "some", rofl.
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Mon Mar-26-07 09:01 PM
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34. u spellt suckasses wronng |
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Mon Mar-26-07 09:02 PM
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37. some would say "bonk" |
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further, it has been said "oif!" would be the proper response.
but i wouldn't really know. so i just say hi.
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Mon Mar-26-07 09:06 PM
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Mon Mar-26-07 09:23 PM
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44. Some would be my kids then. |
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Mon Mar-26-07 09:25 PM
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46. And some would say that you're just jealous |
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of Katie's cool lipliner. How do you respond?
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Mon Mar-26-07 09:36 PM
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"I'd like to slap that liner right off her lips!!!"
:)
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Mon Mar-26-07 09:45 PM
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or has that already been said?
:)
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Mon Mar-26-07 09:48 PM
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:cry: Don't worry about me...
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Mon Mar-26-07 09:47 PM
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53. And Some Would Be Right !!! |
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Hey you!
:bounce::evilgrin::bounce:
:hi:
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Mon Mar-26-07 09:50 PM
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56. Yeah, and some would also say... |
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....the future will prove George W. Bush to be the most, brilliantest, magnificentest and bestest pretzeldent EVER! :rofl:
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Mon Mar-26-07 09:53 PM
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57. Yep, and I'm bobthedrummer too... |
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Mon Mar-26-07 10:22 PM
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I know you are. But what am I?
:hi:
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Mon Mar-26-07 11:00 PM
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61. Best thread in a long time, CatWoman! |
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But I thought I heard someone say you are more of a dog lover! :wow:
:D
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Tue Mar-27-07 09:48 AM
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64. And they all play the "Deliverance" theme on their banjos! |
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Tue Mar-27-07 09:49 AM
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65. Some people say Bush is the Best President Ever |
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33, to be exact, while a couple million "some people" think he is the worst.
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