Bluebear
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Sun Feb-22-09 06:54 PM
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My lucky day! An unsolicited job offer in my Yahoo mail, what a jackpot! |
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What a terrific job opportunity in these uncertain times! :silly:
I have "total understanding"!
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Pleasant day, We are offering this position to all interested applicants. Please carefully read through.TAN GRAM INTERIORS COMPANY is a well established Manufacturing Firm,That delivers / delivering high quality precision furnitures products to some of the largest and best known companies in far back Asia ,the Regions Of America and Rest of The world for a long time.You will find our high quality furnitures in the BEST products on the market today.
JOB DESCRIPTION
1. Receive payment from Clients in USA 2. Cash Payments 3. Deduct 10% which will be your percentage/pay on Payment processed. 4. Forward balance after deduction of percentage/pay to any of the offices you will be directed to send payment to (Payment is to be forwarded by Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram). Transfer Charges will be deducted from Our funds.
Prospective Finance Co- ordinators should forward their resume or Infos.below if interested:
==================================== Full Names: Full Address ( No PO Box Please: City: Zip Code: State: Home Phone: Cell Phone: Occupation: ====================================
Thanks For Your Total Understanding. Henry Anderson, Staffing and Recruiting Dept, Regional Manager, TAN GRAM INTERIORS COMPANY
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babylonsister
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Sun Feb-22-09 06:56 PM
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1. "Thanks For Your Total Understanding." What does that even mean? |
Bluebear
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Sun Feb-22-09 06:57 PM
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3. A phrase no doubt pieced together from an English dictionary. |
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But by gum, I got the total understanding!
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Sun Feb-22-09 06:57 PM
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Bolo Boffin
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Sun Feb-22-09 06:58 PM
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4. The Nigerian scammer reads Bloomberg. |
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And changes the setup accordingly.
These guys should quit this shite and sell their story to Hollywood: "I WAS THE NIGERIAN SCAMMER." They'd make a fortune.
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Sun Feb-22-09 07:00 PM
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I never knew you could make that plural. what do I know anyway?
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chollybocker
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Sun Feb-22-09 07:03 PM
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6. "...in far back Asia ,the Regions Of America and Rest of The world" ?? |
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It's like applying for a job with the Palin administration.
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Bluebear
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Sun Feb-22-09 07:04 PM
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8. 'It's like applying for a job with the Palin administration.' |
sailor65
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Sun Feb-22-09 07:03 PM
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7. You will LOVE this then! |
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http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htmthe guy that runs the site has all sorts of fun with these people.
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Jackpine Radical
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Sun Feb-22-09 07:24 PM
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13. I guess I'm pretty twisted. |
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I recognize how sadistic he is being, and I thought it was all funnier than hell.
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sailor65
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Sun Feb-22-09 07:27 PM
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14. Well it's like he says on the site |
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you have to remember who the people are that he's doing it to. They are criminals; thieves and in some cases, murderers.
If you didn't see it yet, read the one called "I pray to die henceforth." He uses Jillian Anderson as his surrogate, and it's one of the funniest.
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Jackpine Radical
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Sun Feb-22-09 07:30 PM
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15. Yeah, I know. That's part of what I find funny. |
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I would not be entertained by omebody just tormenting people at random.
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Sun Feb-22-09 07:35 PM
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didn't notice you'd already posted that link. 'Pologies.
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Sun Feb-22-09 07:54 PM
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That's ok, double the chance |
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that others will see it and enjoy it.
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Sun Feb-22-09 07:54 PM
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18. That's ok, double the chance |
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that others will see it and enjoy it.
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Mon Feb-23-09 07:16 AM
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21. This Web site is even funnier. |
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http://thescambaiter.com/This guy had a falling out with the host of 419eater, so he started his own Web site.
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Brazenly Liberal
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Sun Feb-22-09 07:05 PM
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9. Damn! I've been sitting by the phone waiting for them to call. |
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Maybe when you send in the info, you should include your SSN, your bank account numbers, and any pertinent passwords just in case. :rofl:
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Sun Feb-22-09 07:07 PM
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11. I'm with ya. When my ship comes in, I'll be at the airport. |
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Sun Feb-22-09 07:05 PM
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10. You are so lucky. Why not send TWO payments, plus a generous tip? |
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Some people have all the luck.
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Sun Feb-22-09 07:17 PM
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What the HELL is precision furniture?
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dipsydoodle
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Sun Feb-22-09 07:34 PM
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16. Please read this......... |
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at least down to Meet Trixie and Captain Cuddlepuss :rofl: http://www.419eater.com/html/john_boko.htm
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Sun Feb-22-09 08:59 PM
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19. You so lucky I bet you be happy long time |
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Mon Feb-23-09 06:46 AM
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20. Asia's been in the same place as far back as I can remember. |
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Mon Feb-23-09 08:15 AM
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All I got were offers to sell steak knives.
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