Tyler Durden
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Tue Mar-27-07 07:14 AM
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If I ever win a lottery, I am leaving the country that very day. |
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I can't take the stress anymore. If the fools who live here and run the place insist on pulling the chain on "the big toilet," I will take any chance that presents itself to climb out of the bowl before the flush.
Yeah, I'll probably recover by the end of the week, but if I hit the lottery tonight, SAYONARA.
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Tue Mar-27-07 07:18 AM
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Tue Mar-27-07 07:20 AM
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3. Hey troll, enjoy your time here. |
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By the way, I have a bet going....You've got a mullet, right?
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Tue Mar-27-07 07:24 AM
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9. Oh, he's got a mullet alright: |
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Tue Mar-27-07 07:28 AM
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13. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
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Tue Mar-27-07 07:31 AM
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14. That picture always creeps me too. |
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I never know whether to laugh or cower in a corner.
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Tue Mar-27-07 07:53 AM
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17. I've always wondered.... |
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I've always wondered if the guy in that pic knows what a huge celebrity he is on the internet, LOL :rofl:
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Tue Mar-27-07 07:29 PM
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33. Don't you mean a HUGH!!!111!!!111!! celebrity? |
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I'm SERIES!!!1111!!!111!!
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Tue Mar-27-07 08:41 AM
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Tue Mar-27-07 07:20 AM
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4. OOH! Look at what we have here! |
Tyler Durden
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Tue Mar-27-07 07:21 AM
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When you've been a Liberal Activist for 38 fucking years, come back and pull your "Why do you hate America" BULLSHIT???
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Tue Mar-27-07 07:22 AM
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Tue Mar-27-07 07:23 AM
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Wonder where else he's trolling.
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Tue Mar-27-07 07:27 AM
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Tue Mar-27-07 07:25 AM
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10. I like pepperoni, mushrooms and green pepper as toppings. |
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Tue Mar-27-07 07:28 AM
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Thanks for the chuckle. I needed it this morning.
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Tue Mar-27-07 07:56 AM
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Tue Mar-27-07 07:58 AM
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21. The rapier wit, the uncompromising brilliance, the sparkling |
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originality of your comment...
moves me...
to take a shit
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Tue Mar-27-07 08:39 AM
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you wrote (since it's sure to be deleted) "why don't you just go right now if you hate it so much?"
it's pure projection, isn't it? I bet you hate what the majority of this country has become--liberal, caring, more committed than ever to truly equal opportunity for all of our citizens, even the "faggots" and "niggers"--that you'd just love to leave right now for some place you perceive as whiter and straighter.
I'm sure you can find some part of unoccupied Baffin Island where you can make a little paradise for yourself and your creepy, basement-dwelling kin. Good luck with that.
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Tue Mar-27-07 07:20 AM
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2. If Newt Gingrich becomes president I am leaving the country that very day. |
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(And I don't care if I have a penny in my pocket.)
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Tue Mar-27-07 07:22 AM
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Doesn't matter if its the Democrats or the Republicans, I'm afraid that We the People have lost our country. So sad, but true.
Ironically, if you were rich you might stay and use that influence, but as a poor person you have no sayso anymore.
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Tue Mar-27-07 08:35 AM
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26. I think you have an answer. |
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If I won a SIZABLE lottery, say $500 million, maybe I could make a difference.
I think this would be a fun new topic.
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Tue Mar-27-07 07:38 AM
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15. I'm sure Paraguay or Uruguay would welcome you, isn't that where * is going. n/t |
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Tue Mar-27-07 07:46 AM
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16. That was kind of snarky. Be nice. Actually, was thinking Italia. |
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Edited on Tue Mar-27-07 07:46 AM by Tyler Durden
The wife is 100% Italian, and Tuscany sounds very peaceful.
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Tue Mar-27-07 07:56 AM
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20. Damn, if Ms. Greyhound was Italian (or anything but American) I'd be posting from there |
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and telling you how sorry I am that I can't get all of you out too.
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Tue Mar-27-07 08:47 AM
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30. Ah! Tuscany! That's where I would go, if I won the Lottery. |
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Tue Mar-27-07 08:50 AM
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31. I saw a 16th century villa/farmhouse: all stone, 35K euros. |
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Tue Mar-27-07 07:21 PM
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Tue Mar-27-07 07:56 AM
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A friend of mine is in Chile and sent pictures. It's got spectacular scenery, a moderate climate, seems relatively affluent, and it appears quaint but cultured. Anyone been there?
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Tue Mar-27-07 07:59 AM
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22. How are you going to get the money out of the country? |
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Tue Mar-27-07 08:06 AM
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23. Pay the taxes, transfer it to Switzerland. |
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No problems. Fill out the paperwork on the up and up, and nobody screams TERRORIST!
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Tue Mar-27-07 08:19 AM
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24. The odds are against your winning. Maybe there is a |
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plan B that is not so expensive.
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Tue Mar-27-07 08:31 AM
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25. The lottery: a tax on people who can't do math. |
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:rofl:
I have two losing tickets in my wallet. ;)
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Tue Mar-27-07 08:39 AM
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27. Hey, SOMEBODY has to win. |
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Why not me? I'm a nice guy. Kinda.
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Tue Mar-27-07 07:37 PM
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Edited on Tue Mar-27-07 07:38 PM by ends_dont_justify
I had that contemplation, but...is there anywhere in the world that's really more corruption free? I once thought australia, but I hate their environmental policies. Then britain, but they have blair. Canada, well you've seen the menu food things. They're like america jr, and I wouldn't feel safe anywhere south of the border. They either find corruption or are not large enough where if another tyrant wanted to take them out they wouldn't end up like iraq is now.
I personally figure it's better to stay and fight...whether that fight is with a pen or with a sword. Although if you do go someplace, make sure it's tropical ;) or at the very least has enjoyable weather. What with global warming I would think moving out of country should weigh on the climate of the place you move to.
Best of luck...but know there are those of us who have shared your thoughts. I just think it'd suck to go through all of this mindless bickering or writing of words to battle for freedom and leave just before the gloves come off...
edit: spelling
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