Sign up now!! Rush For President!!

[edbermac]

Dear Mr. Limbaugh,

Being that you are one of our great nation's only true conservative leaders remaining as socialism spreads like wildfire, and considering the "built in" voter base of nearly 20 million listeners each week, we are asking that you take the next step in your service to our country and run for the presidency in 2012.

We Americans want a leader whom Ronald Reagan once thanked "for all you're doing to promote Republican and conservative principles". We want a fiscal policy of small government and a true capitalist market, a strong immigration policy, realistic environmental regulations, and a no-nonsense foreign policy.

We are asking you to represent us for two reasons.

One, you are not a beltway politician. You are what we are: a God fearing, flag waving, honest, proud American who wants this country to prosper and return to the basic core principals of conservatism.

Two, we believe you can win.

You have the ability to win any debate. You have the charisma to win over the common-sense American who may simply not know enough about you. If 59,934,814 conservatives will vote for John McCain, imagine how many you will win over by 2012.

We simply cannot allow another moderate Republican to run in 2012. We ask that you represent us. You may be our only hope.

Thank you and God bless you Mr. Limbaugh.

http://www.rushforpresident.com/

WOW!! 181 signatures already!! :rofl:

[Lost-in-FL]

1. Let's have our own Operation Chaos!!!

I'm serious. :evilgrin:

[YOY]

2. I remember this was fictional history in an RPG a few years ago

http://www.edenstudios.net/armageddon/index.html

Of couse we can avoid disaster these days...

[underpants]

3. How long would he last on a campaign?

he physically can't do it

RUN RUSH RUN!!!!!!!!!

[ReliantJ]

9. The biggest flop since

Basic Instincts 2

[blueclown]

4. "You have the ability to win any debate."

What debate has Limbaugh ever had?

:rofl: :rofl:

Other than with himself, of course.

[YOY]

6. Provided he can control the mike and the crowd is handpicked...yes.

n.t.

[WI_DEM]

5. Limpballs/Palin '12

[KamaAina]

7. They're not eligible

They're Canadian. :P

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. Yes, he's a God-fearing child diddler.

:eyes:

Wish someone could take him to court over those sexcapades of his. :mad:

[noiretextatique]

10. republican and conservative principles

hypocrisy
lying
racism
sexism
thievery
perversion
xenophobia
homophobia
fascism
moral relativity

:grouphug:

[wryter2000]

11. Oh, I'm so scared

He has a "built-in base of 20 million" listeners who'll vote for him.

LANDSLIDE

We might as well not even try to beat those numbers. :scared:

[schlarmie]

14. RE: Oh, I'm so scared

Think positively....are you sure they can read?:dunce:

[wryter2000]

15. Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[wryter2000]

12. One of the signatures

Jesus.

I'm not sure he gets to vote in US elections, being all foreign and all. Besides, he's dead.

Do you get two votes if you've been resurrected?

[chaska]

13. BRILLIANT!!!

[GreenTea]

16. Link reads - " Error establishing a database connection".

[Baikonour]

18. I hope it was DDoS'd. n/t

[Maru Kitteh]

17. I would switch parties to vote for Rush in the Primaries - In a HEARTBEAT.

Good LORD that would be fun! I don't think he'll EVER do it though because he KNOWS he would lose, and lose badly. He'll never put himself in that position. What he does now makes him all the money he can consume, and it's safe.