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Tue Mar-10-09 01:46 PM
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Caller on Thom Hartmann says legalizing gay marriage will cause heterosexual girls..... |
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..... to start having sex with boys earlier.
:wtf: The arguments get more and more illogical.
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Tue Mar-10-09 01:47 PM
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1. Gay marriage will also cause the Earth's orbit to shrink, hastening global warming |
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Tue Mar-10-09 01:55 PM
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6. Gay marriage has caused straight people to stop getting married |
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in Massachusetts, Canada and Spain. Completely stopped! Also, huge, fiery crevasses have open up, swallowing entire towns! And a goat gave birth to a cow! Can't say they didn't warn us.
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Tue Mar-10-09 02:38 PM
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16. Legalizing gay marriage and accepting gays as equals in our society |
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might discourage marriages that gays enter into with heterosexuals -- and make both the gays and the heterosexuals who would, under our current intolerant social mores enter into those marriages much happier. Long, complicated sentence. Sorry. But you get the gist. I've seen marriages between gays people and heterosexual people. They make everybody miserable. Christian love just doesn't have the glue that causes people to stick it out for a lifetime.
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Tue Mar-10-09 02:43 PM
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18. All the cakes are falling, too and stamps no longer stick! |
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Tue Mar-10-09 04:37 PM
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Tue Mar-10-09 01:47 PM
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2. I would love for someone to walk me through that logic. |
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I don't think there are boots thick enough to keep that mud off me, though.
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Tue Mar-10-09 01:58 PM
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If gay marriage is legalized, this will of course cause more young men to become gay. I'm sure we all know that the mere image of a gay wedding or even a gay couple together immediately emanates a gay force field that will cause the young and the weak of faith to become gay themselves.
Once this starts occurring, young girls will feel compelled to "rescue" the unwilling male victims. Everyone knows that heterosexual contact instantly cures people of being gay.
This terrifying set of circumstances will draw our nation's young virgin girls into underage, impure and unholy sex just as sure as Jerry Falwell sits at the right hand of God.
See? Makes perfect sense!
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Tue Mar-10-09 03:14 PM
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21. I have it on good authority that the "gay force field" is actually Ultra-Lavender (UL) Rays |
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Tue Mar-10-09 04:39 PM
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It's because young girls will skip right over that universal lesbian experimentation phase and go straight for the manhunting what with the shrinkage in the pool of eligible guys. :sarcasm:
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Tue Mar-10-09 05:29 PM
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34. Someone needs to get a hold of that caller and find out who's right here! |
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Tue Mar-10-09 05:40 PM
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36. I have to agree with Gormy C. on this one. |
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It's obvious that with state-sanctioned gay hijinks, the competition to service the few remaining heterosexual schlongs will be FIERCE.
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Tue Mar-10-09 01:49 PM
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3. Well that's *one* way to get hetero boys on board with gay marriage.... |
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Tue Mar-10-09 01:56 PM
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Tue Mar-10-09 01:50 PM
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My bet is, in the future, that a girl who was adopted by a loving and supportive gay couple would be less likely to have sex with boys earlier because she has a home and parents who support her and talk to her about sexuality and its consequences.
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Tue Mar-10-09 01:50 PM
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4. WTF? How will that lead to that???? And earlier than WHAT? |
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Tue Mar-10-09 01:50 PM
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5. Well, that just goes to show ya that there's good in all ideas. |
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Tue Mar-10-09 01:56 PM
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7. I think that makes more sense than "gay marriage will spread teh gay virus" does. |
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Tue Mar-10-09 01:59 PM
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10. Because now they know sex isn't just for procreation |
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Cuz, see, before gays got married, girls thought sex was only to make babies...
Ands there you have it!
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Tue Mar-10-09 02:10 PM
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11. So what's the downside? |
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Tue Mar-10-09 02:17 PM
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Then why the fuck didn't they legalize it when I was in high school? :grr:
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Tue Mar-10-09 02:22 PM
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13. Legalizing gay marriage will cause heterosexual girls..... |
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to marry each other because men are bastards!
:P
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Tue Mar-10-09 02:31 PM
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14. Earlier in a relationship or earlier in their life? |
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Tue Mar-10-09 02:37 PM
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15. Wingnut "logic" makes my head hurt and this little diddy almost |
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made me bleed from the ears. Sweet jeebus these people are stupid...scared and stupid- a dangerous combination.
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Tue Mar-10-09 02:41 PM
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Not following that "logic", either.
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Tue Mar-10-09 02:45 PM
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What - are they insinuating that boys who have sex younger with girls will be less apt to become gay? I have beat my head on the wall to figure this one out , but there just is absolutely no rational thought that can be concluded.:shrug:
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Tue Mar-10-09 03:10 PM
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20. OK. By what bit of corkscrew logic did caller arrive at that conclusion? |
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Even on Planet Bizarro there should be cause and effect.
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Tue Mar-10-09 03:16 PM
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22. Because it will create an "anything goes" environment..... |
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..... Yup. He really was that dumb.
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Tue Mar-10-09 03:29 PM
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23. Well, I didn't think he had a triple digit IQ. They can't count that |
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high on his home world. You know, "One, ........ ah let me think, ..... two?"
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Tue Mar-10-09 03:42 PM
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a way to make women want to have sex early in the morning when Mr. Happy is all up at attention.
:eyes:
The caller to the Hartmann show is a few trout short in his creel.
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Tue Mar-10-09 04:30 PM
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28. Especially when the gentleman attached to Mr. Happy |
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Edited on Tue Mar-10-09 04:31 PM by sarge43
has morning breath.
Caller is a few Mk 82's short of a full bomb bay load.
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Tue Mar-10-09 04:06 PM
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25. Gay marriage is a threat to the Patriarchy |
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And that's why the fundies are so afraid of it. Gay marriage by its definition is threatening to the fundamentalists patriarchical system of family. If two men marry - who will submit to them? Which one submits to the other? Because you can't have marriage without submission - at least according to the fundies I know about.
And two women? They cannot possibly manage without a man. If they try and are successful? Then that's a very real danger to the men who would rather keep a woman as a pet or a slave.
Gay marriage challenges the notion that marriage is a dominant/submissive relationship. The fundies don't want a marriage of equals. It goes against their preaching.
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Tue Mar-10-09 04:07 PM
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26. That Noise You Just Heard |
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was every 14 year old boy in America yelling "YEAH COME 'ON"!!!
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Tue Mar-10-09 04:09 PM
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27. Just one more reason to legalize it. |
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Tue Mar-10-09 04:31 PM
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29. And they say that like that's a bad thing. |
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Tue Mar-10-09 04:32 PM
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30. Good Grief, there is no gay marriage and young girls and boys are starting having sex earlier |
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Tue Mar-10-09 05:31 PM
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35. BWWWAHA HAHAHAHA HAHA - snort -- choke --- hahahaha |
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sorry, I know the caller was serious but I think that's one of the funniest damn things I've EVAR heard.
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