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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-10-09 10:33 PM
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Note- When A Bear Or Jon Stewart Is Attacking You
PLAY DEAD.

Fighting back will only provoke them.

You're better off just curling up in a fetal position and laying very still.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-10-09 10:35 PM
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1. or agree to appear on his show
he respects that
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-10-09 10:46 PM
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4. Bears have shows?
I'll remember that when I'm in the woods.
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-10-09 10:49 PM
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5. D'uh! YOGI BEAR?
Edited on Tue Mar-10-09 10:49 PM by KittyWampus
Gentle Ben? :)
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-10-09 10:53 PM
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7. Hmm, you have a point
Edited on Tue Mar-10-09 10:54 PM by Canuckistanian
But Yogi never attacked anyone who refused to come on HIS show, other than endless begging for pic-a-nic baskets.
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-10-09 10:36 PM
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2. This does NOT work when being attacked by Joe Scarborough. Ask his intern. n/t
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ORDagnabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-10-09 10:44 PM
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3. nice one!
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tkmorris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-10-09 10:50 PM
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6. Ouch!
:applause:
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TechBear_Seattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-10-09 11:16 PM
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8. I have no intention of playing dead
Granted, I would much rather that a bear attacked me -- I :loveya: Al Borland -- but I wouldn't kick out Jon Stewart, either.








I'm sorry, what were you saying?
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