This is the Mormon Cricket causing John McCain so much angst.

[GentryDixon]

I wish he had these destructive buggers in his state. They come in waves and eat all crops & flowers in their path. When you drive you hear the crunch of their miserable bodies as you run over them. They cover the side of your house in a black cloud. This line in the omnibus is not an earmark. It is part of the Department of Agriculture budget, and McCain knows that.

This man cannot figure out he was rejected by the majority of the people. Please, just let him go away!

[msongs]

1. well maybe if people PRAYED more the crickets would go away :-) OR

if people PREYED more on the crickets....are they eatable?

Msongs

[lapfog_1]

2. Nah, they are MORMON crickets...

so you need to wear some magic underwear and hold two tiny tiny gold tablets before you pray them away.