So, Chuck, How's The Revolution Going?

[mudesi]

It's been over 24 hours since Chuck Norris called upon the Right Wing Christian Warriors to revolt against this tyrannical government.

Just wondering how it's going...

[graywarrior]

1. He karate chopped himself and he can't get up

[JanMichael]

2. Not well. Also I recall only one occasion when it came to shooting that the Left lost.

The Spanish Revolution (usually mislabelled the "Spanish Civil War")

All of the other times (not counting small events or coups) that the BIG guns came out the Left kicked the shit (usually after a bloody beginning like the Nazi invasion of the USSR) out of the Right.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

3. A friend of mine met him

about a year ago. She said he wore a hearing aid - a really big one - and had the worst dyed hair and beard she'd ever seen.

So maybe the revolution rose up, but Chuck didn't heart it because he was in the bathroom without his hearing aid, doing a root touch-up?

Funny, he and Rush both have hearing problems. Coincidence, or was Chuck an oxycontin fan, too?

Enquiring minds want to know...............

[liberal N proud]

4. I missed that one

Details please

[H2O Man]

5. Perhaps he'll make

a new movie. Then his team-mates/follows can flock to the theater, and engage in group fantasy.

[BeFree]

6. Good for him

The fact that Bush got us into this mess needs to be advertised.

Madoff was allowed to operate by Bush. The financial problems come from the Bush error. Bankers need to be controlled. The lies need to stop. We need a revolution.

[madokie]

7. It may be true that we need a revolution

but we dang sure don't need a chuck norris led revolution

[BeFree]

10. Somebody has to lead!

Thing is, imo, any revolting is good. It makes people think. And when the people wake up and start thinking, it's good.

Our job is to put a new frame around it. A progressively liberal frame.

Norris will fade away but the revolution must continue!

[Mrs. Overall]

9. Norris is calling for right wing militia groups that are armed to take back the White House

from the Democrats.

He's ascared of socialism, among other things...

[BeFree]

12. You're kidding me?

I didn't know that. Has the FBI canned his ass yet?

Here I thought it was just more torches and pitchforks type of action. These guys want to use real guns?

[havocmom]

14. OK, that 'splains why I haven't heard from my winger brother

Odd, he has a hearing aid too. hmmmmm

[jwirr]

15. You are aware that it is the Obama government he wants us to revolt

against?

[BeFree]

16. What?

He doesn't like Obama? What's he afraid of that he wasn't afraid of before now?

[gratuitous]

8. Wolverines!

Oh, just you libruls wait. You'll be laughing out the other side of your Guantanamo soon enough. :hide:

[Waiting For Everyman]

11. He's about 8 years late. Or 28.

RWers are hopeless screwups. They never fail to get it wrong.

They'll go out "not with a bang but a whimper". Once stupid becomes obvious to everyone, no one wants to say anymore that they are. We're not there yet, but getting there.

[Lint Head]

13. I think 3 guys and the banjo player from Deliverance showed up.

:dem:

[Iggo]

17. It got him in the news and all over this board for a week.

I'd say he considers it a huge success.