"Off With Those Pants": Bill O'Reilly Seduces You in Clips From His Dirty Audiobook

[TacticalPeek]

Here's choice samples of O'Reilly's prose, read by he who trespasses against the English language himself.

Bill O'Reilly Seduces You

This first one comes from an exchange between "Robo," a crack dealer, and his underage girlfriends.

"Say baby, put down that pipe and get my pipe up."

"I would like you to unhook your bra and let it slide down your arms. You can keep your shirt on."

"Cup your hands under your breasts and hold them for ten seconds."

"Off with those pants."


audio at link:

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/archives/2009/03/off_with_those.php


Bwaaaahahahahahahahahahaha! (but not sexy at all)

[Lost in CT]

1. Does he talk about french fries???? nt

[Berry Cool]

2. Stephanie Miller plays the "Say baby, put that pipe down" clip on her show all the time.

Never fails to crack me up and creep me out at the same time.