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Wed Mar-18-09 12:03 PM
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A carpool leaves Denny's containing Ann Coulter, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and Bill O'Reilly |
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Who's driving? Where are they going? Who's in back?
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Wed Mar-18-09 12:04 PM
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1. None of them. They're too good to drive. 2. Hell, we can only hope. 3. Ann Coulter. You don't want to see what she and Rush were doing back there...
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Wed Mar-18-09 12:08 PM
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5. As for #3 -- did it involve a loofah or a falafel? |
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Wed Mar-18-09 12:14 PM
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10. No, they got their happy ending by hoping the US would fail under Obama. |
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Wed Mar-18-09 12:48 PM
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21. She's not Rush's type. |
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She's not an underaged Dominican boy.
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Wed Mar-18-09 12:04 PM
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2. Who cares? open fire!!!!! |
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Wed Mar-18-09 01:46 PM
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laughed at your post....
But I did.
Damn you Cliffordu!
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Wed Mar-18-09 03:22 PM
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27. Bwhahahha ha ha ha ah |
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(Another minion!!!)
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Wed Mar-18-09 12:06 PM
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3. Doesn't matter. They get flattened and then subsequently entombed by a speeding cement truck |
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before they leave the parking lot.
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Wed Mar-18-09 12:07 PM
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Who's driving? The guy from the local mental health hospital. Where are they going? To the admittance area of the local mental health hospital. Who's in back? All of them. They're in restraining devices that prevent further injury to themselves and others (including a mouth bit for each of them).
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Wed Mar-18-09 12:08 PM
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6. Not sure, but I KNOW that a sandwich is involved and Glenn Beck is Bawling... |
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I picture Coulter driving while running her mouth, Beck is shotgun crying his soul out and drinking again.
And, in the back seat, the sandwich is Rush and Bill and some underage nameless soul in the middle. eeewwww.
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Wed Mar-18-09 12:10 PM
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Why would any of these four carpool as opposed to taking their own gas guzzler?
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Wed Mar-18-09 12:10 PM
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8. Here's Wishing Upon Them A Head-On Collision |
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With Rush's beloved "drive-by media".
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Wed Mar-18-09 12:12 PM
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1. They're all trying to grab the wheel to drive. 2. Hopefully off a cliff. 3. Probably Coulter and O'Reilly. Can anyone say sexual tension?
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Wed Mar-18-09 12:16 PM
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11. I hope someone did a Miss Celie to Mister's water glass. nt |
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Wed Mar-18-09 12:21 PM
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Edited on Wed Mar-18-09 12:23 PM by JHB
Who's driving?
The chauffer. Minimum-wage, plus tips (if he "works hard and does his job right").
Where are they going?
To wherever country club or uber-pricey restaurant they were actually heading to when one (or more) had an urgent need for a pit stop, and Denny's was the first place with a free bathroom.
Who's in back?
All of them. It's a stretch Hummer limo.
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Wed Mar-18-09 12:33 PM
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16. Chauffeurs - They wouldn't ride in one vehicle |
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A hummer for each one + the chauffeur
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Wed Mar-18-09 12:24 PM
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It's a humvee. They are going to the American Embassy in Iraq. Blackwater's in the back. They can check in any time they want but they can never leave.
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Wed Mar-18-09 12:26 PM
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14. Anthrax Annie is driving... |
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Limpballs, Beck & O'Liely are having a circle jerk in the back seat..
Any more questions?
:hi:
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Wed Mar-18-09 12:26 PM
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Glenn Beck is driving. RHIP, and Beck is the "new kid" on the hate radio block. So he has to drive.
They're going to a different Denny's. No one told them the county Democratic Party meets at this one.
Rush and O'Reilly are in back. Rush blocks the mirror, and O'Reilly's frequent screaming fits almost caused an accident.
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Wed Mar-18-09 12:35 PM
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1. O'Reilly's clearly the alpha male of the bunch, so he's driving. Coulter's riding shotgun so she can scream bigoted obscenities out the window at everyone they cut off.
2. Back to Ann's place. Don't wanna know why.
3. Rush is in the back finishing off everyone's doggie bags, while Glenn Beck is attached to his blackberry, using the time en route to order new ties from Barney's.
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Wed Mar-18-09 12:36 PM
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18. but they're actually going to cruise the middle schools for dates. |
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and they're in a shady looking van.
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Wed Mar-18-09 12:44 PM
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19. I know one thing - they sure as hell didn't tip. |
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They probably left one of those fake folded-up $20 bills that say "Disappointed? You wouldn't be if Jesus was your Lord & Savior."
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Wed Mar-18-09 12:47 PM
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20. Dunno, but can I lock a heat-seeking missile onto the car? |
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Wed Mar-18-09 01:35 PM
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22. No one is in the back. O'R and R were in the back arguing, then fighting over seniority and |
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Edited on Wed Mar-18-09 01:38 PM by peacetalksforall
superiority when the door opened and they rolled out. But, B and C were arguing and yelling at each other about which one of them is the best liar and brings in the most payola from Republicans - they didn't notice that they were alone for about five miles and a mile later they both noticed a motel and both thought - what the heck, why not.
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Wed Mar-18-09 01:40 PM
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23. It's nice to know they are carpooling to Chuck Norris' Revolution |
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Wed Mar-18-09 01:43 PM
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24. If they drive off the end of a pier, who survives? |
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Wed Mar-18-09 01:51 PM
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... but for tire wear sake, I hope they make Rush switch seats every now and then.
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Wed Mar-18-09 03:25 PM
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28. Alternate reality: None of them would be caught dead in a Denny's. n/t |
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Wed Mar-18-09 03:29 PM
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Who's driving? Ideology
Where are they going? Nowhere. They're going Galt.
Who's in back? All of them. The only direction they know is Reverse.
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Wed Mar-18-09 03:29 PM
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30. Ridesharing? Vanpooling? Those #$)!*&$# socialists! Socialists! Socialists! Socialists! |
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Stuffing four right-wing talking heads into one vehicle is just plain un-American!
They should each have their own Lincoln Navigator *guzzle-guzzle-guzzle* :nuke:
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Wed Mar-18-09 03:35 PM
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That's a septic tank pump truck...
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