THE Solution for Iraq & Afghanistan...

[damonm]

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)





These mostly Southern boys will be
Dropped off into Iraq & Afghanistan and will be given only the following facts about terrorists :
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4.. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problems in Iraq and Afghanistan to be over by Friday ..


Applications are available at your local Wal-Mart sporting goods counter.

[NightWatcher]

1. yee haw k and r

[peacebird]

2. ROFL!!!! Thanks for the laugh!!!!

:rofl:

[rrneck]

3. Signing bonus is

a lifetime supply of Moon Pies and RC Cola.

[T Wolf]

5. Don't you attack Moon Pies. I hate not being able to get them up north.

[rrneck]

6. My apologies. I'm out west and I can't get good BBQ either.

That was the only good thing about Memphis...

[tblue]

4. Well, that guy in the pic would love it, until

he saw the Iraqi's violence directed toward his redneck tuchus, and then he'd pee his pants. The bigger the gun, the scaredier the cat, me thinks.

But your post did make me chuckle......

I once suggested to a Republican 'friend' that the people who support the war should go over there and fight the war. She looked at me in HORROR.

[rrneck]

7. What kind of gun is that anyway? nt

[T Wolf]

8. Used for hunting rabbits.

[rrneck]

9. Ah.

Probably something like this.